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For Ladies Of A Certain Age...

Thursday, February 18, 2010      5 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to li... Read more

Cardiologist's Funeral

Wednesday, February 17, 2010      15 comments

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.....A huge heart.....covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital s... Read more

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (Part 2)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010      4 comments

If you did not read Part 1 yesterday, this is a continuation of some very cute comments made by children, who are so NATURALLY funny. MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without takin... Read more

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.......

Monday, February 15, 2010      7 comments

If you have children or are around them, you know how funny they can be. I am a teacher and I wish I would have written down all of the funny comments made over the years. Here are a few that should bring a smile to your face. JACK (age 3... Read more

If Dogs Could Talk (Part 2)

Sunday, February 14, 2010      5 comments

If you have ever had the privilege of having a dog as a member of your family, you have probably heard him/her make at least one of the following comments..... 1. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo... Read more

If Dogs Could Talk

Saturday, February 13, 2010      3 comments

I have ALWAYS had dogs and when I read this I laughed out loud........I could hear all of them agreeing with each and every one of the following thoughts.......and I REALLY do believe that they can talk...... PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMAN... Read more

I Wish You Enough

Friday, February 12, 2010      4 comments

You may have seen this before, but I think it is worth repeating. I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happin... Read more

Cup Of Tea

Thursday, February 11, 2010      3 comments

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "Tea Set" as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I b... Read more


Wednesday, February 10, 2010      12 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem w... Read more

Last of Kitchen Wisdom

Tuesday, February 09, 2010      4 comments

Martha Stewart: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Martha Stewart: Don't t... Read more

More Kitchen Wisdom

Monday, February 08, 2010      6 comments

Martha Stewart: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Maxine: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Ple... Read more

Kitchen Wisdom

Sunday, February 07, 2010      4 comments

Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet ... Read more

The Whale

Saturday, February 06, 2010      5 comments

A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around h... Read more

Financial Planning

Friday, February 05, 2010      3 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. ... Read more

This Is For My Older Friends......Part 3

Thursday, February 04, 2010      2 comments


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