This Is So True......
Courage does not always ROAR. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow."
We all have our "Not so good" days. Thankfully, there is tomorrow to make it better.... Read more
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. Fo... Read more
"My Beginning Exercise"
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and... Read more
Another Way Of Looking At Our Weight?????
A friend sent this to me this morning and I thought it might give you a bit of a chuckle.....
We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a... Read more
Do You Want To Be A Mermaid Or A Whale?
Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did no... Read more
Giving Up Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, wil... Read more
Women.....They Have All The Answers!!!
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-ye... Read more
In Fairness To Our Dear Pets
In fairness to our dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clot... Read more
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my pl... Read more
To Be 6 Again......
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again." she replied, still lookin... Read more
Now That I'm Older..........
Forget health food. I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get.
If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
... Read more
Winter In Wisconsin
It's winter here in Wisconsin and the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour and it's 25 below!
Oh, how I love ol' Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, th... Read more
For Ladies Of A Certain Age...
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to li... Read more
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.....A huge heart.....covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital s... Read more
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (Part 2)
If you did not read Part 1 yesterday, this is a continuation of some very cute comments made by children, who are so NATURALLY funny.
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without takin... Read more
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