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Women.....They Have All The Answers!!!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010      5 comments

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-ye... Read more
In Fairness To Our Dear Pets
Tuesday, February 23, 2010      9 comments

In fairness to our dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clot... Read more
PETS
Monday, February 22, 2010      8 comments

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my pl... Read more
To Be 6 Again......
Sunday, February 21, 2010      5 comments

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again." she replied, still lookin... Read more
Now That I'm Older..........
Saturday, February 20, 2010      4 comments

Forget health food. I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get. If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. ... Read more
Winter In Wisconsin
Friday, February 19, 2010      6 comments

It's winter here in Wisconsin and the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour and it's 25 below! Oh, how I love ol' Wisconsin When the snow's up to your butt; You take a breath of winter air And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, th... Read more
For Ladies Of A Certain Age...
Thursday, February 18, 2010      5 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to li... Read more
Cardiologist's Funeral
Wednesday, February 17, 2010      15 comments

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.....A huge heart.....covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital s... Read more
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (Part 2)
Tuesday, February 16, 2010      4 comments

If you did not read Part 1 yesterday, this is a continuation of some very cute comments made by children, who are so NATURALLY funny. MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without takin... Read more
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.......
Monday, February 15, 2010      7 comments

If you have children or are around them, you know how funny they can be. I am a teacher and I wish I would have written down all of the funny comments made over the years. Here are a few that should bring a smile to your face. JACK (age 3... Read more
If Dogs Could Talk (Part 2)
Sunday, February 14, 2010      5 comments

If you have ever had the privilege of having a dog as a member of your family, you have probably heard him/her make at least one of the following comments..... 1. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo... Read more
If Dogs Could Talk
Saturday, February 13, 2010      3 comments

I have ALWAYS had dogs and when I read this I laughed out loud........I could hear all of them agreeing with each and every one of the following thoughts.......and I REALLY do believe that they can talk...... PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMAN... Read more
I Wish You Enough
Friday, February 12, 2010      4 comments

You may have seen this before, but I think it is worth repeating. I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happin... Read more
Cup Of Tea
Thursday, February 11, 2010      3 comments

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "Tea Set" as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I b... Read more
PREGNANT AT 61!!!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010      12 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem w... Read more

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