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We Are Not Alone
Thursday, January 31, 2013      14 comments

Julie Andrews on turning 79: To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Th... Read more
Murphy's Other 15 Laws
Wednesday, January 30, 2013      13 comments

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day withou... Read more
Here Is A Cute One.......
Tuesday, January 29, 2013      12 comments

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "Quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from t... Read more
F_ _ ting At Tiffany's
Monday, January 28, 2013      16 comments

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, Spots a beautiful diamond bracelet And walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, She unexpectedly F_ _ ts. Very embarrrassed, she looks around nervo... Read more
I Think This Was My Grandmother.......
Sunday, January 27, 2013      9 comments

A man was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said w... Read more
Seniors' Texting Codes
Saturday, January 26, 2013      17 comments

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: ATD---At The Doctor's BFF---Best Friend's Funeral BTW---Bring The Wheelchair BYOT---Bring Your Own Teeth CBM---Covered By Medicare CUATSC---See You... Read more
Food For Thought
Friday, January 25, 2013      13 comments

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin---comedian of the 70's and 80's---could write something so very eloquent---and also so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller building... Read more
Spark Friends
Thursday, January 24, 2013      11 comments

We may never meet each other Face-To-Face, but we communicate on a daily basis and in many ways develop very strong friendships. I dedicate the following to my Spark Friends. The road is never long between friends. Sometimes in life, ... Read more
Sweetie Pie---Honey Bunch
Wednesday, January 23, 2013      13 comments

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.. The couple... Read more
Honey?
Tuesday, January 22, 2013      11 comments

A Papa mole, a Mama mole, and a Baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Yummy! I smell maple syrup!" The Mama mole sticks her head out of the ho... Read more
Lizard Birth
Monday, January 21, 2013      13 comments

If you've raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have You laughing out LOUD! I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: ... Read more
Children In Church
Sunday, January 20, 2013      17 comments

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ... Read more
Senior Bus Trip
Saturday, January 19, 2013      11 comments

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his... Read more
A Little Old Man
Friday, January 18, 2013      12 comments

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.........After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied,... Read more
WATCHING......
Thursday, January 17, 2013      11 comments

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he... Read more

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