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Children In Church

Sunday, January 20, 2013      17 comments

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ... Read more

Senior Bus Trip

Saturday, January 19, 2013      11 comments

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his... Read more

A Little Old Man

Friday, January 18, 2013      12 comments

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.........After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied,... Read more

WATCHING......

Thursday, January 17, 2013      11 comments

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he... Read more

IMPOSSIBILITIES.......

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      12 comments

1. You can't count your hair. 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. (Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person; you can.) Ten Things I Know About You....... 1. You... Read more

Ways To Tell You're Getting Older........

Tuesday, January 15, 2013      13 comments

1. You think "LiBiDo" is an Italian pasta. 2. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth than you do. 3. You wake up with that awful "Morning After" feeling and you didn't do anything the night before! 4. You drink prune juice....... Read more

Adult Truths

Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong! I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap w... Read more

Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut.........

Sunday, January 13, 2013      14 comments

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. but, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.......always something more important to me. Fin... Read more

They Never Learn.....

Saturday, January 12, 2013      12 comments

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started....... emoticonRead more

Glass Eye

Friday, January 11, 2013      13 comments

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out... Read more

Men!!!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2013      18 comments

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started............. Read more

What If There Isn't "Anymore"?

Wednesday, January 09, 2013      11 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together... Read more

Bumper Stickers For The More Mature........

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      14 comments

If you are over 60 and need a chuckle, read on. If you are not there yet, don't worry, it's coming.......... CREMATION? Thinking outside the box. I'M RETIRED! I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. When I was younge... Read more

A Winter Poem Just For You!

Monday, January 07, 2013      11 comments

I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre S_ _ _! It's cold! The End. Read more

Seniors In Florida

Sunday, January 06, 2013      16 comments

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any... Read more


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