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Ways To Tell You're Getting Older........

Tuesday, January 15, 2013      13 comments

1. You think "LiBiDo" is an Italian pasta. 2. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth than you do. 3. You wake up with that awful "Morning After" feeling and you didn't do anything the night before! 4. You drink prune juice....... Read more

Adult Truths

Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong! I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap w... Read more

Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut.........

Sunday, January 13, 2013      14 comments

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. but, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.......always something more important to me. Fin... Read more

They Never Learn.....

Saturday, January 12, 2013      12 comments

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started....... emoticonRead more

Glass Eye

Friday, January 11, 2013      13 comments

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out... Read more


Thursday, January 10, 2013      18 comments

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started............. Read more

What If There Isn't "Anymore"?

Wednesday, January 09, 2013      11 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together... Read more

Bumper Stickers For The More Mature........

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      14 comments

If you are over 60 and need a chuckle, read on. If you are not there yet, don't worry, it's coming.......... CREMATION? Thinking outside the box. I'M RETIRED! I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. When I was younge... Read more

A Winter Poem Just For You!

Monday, January 07, 2013      11 comments

I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre S_ _ _! It's cold! The End. Read more

Seniors In Florida

Sunday, January 06, 2013      16 comments

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any... Read more

Looking For The Lightness

Saturday, January 05, 2013      11 comments

I suffer from Depression. There I said it out loud and wrote it in my blog. To be honest, I have suffered from Depression my entire life. It actually runs in my father's family and one of our family members has committed suicide because of it... Read more

My Wish For You

Friday, January 04, 2013      16 comments

Without going into detail........I am making some positive changes in my life right now and the following passage has really helped me with this. It was sent to me by a friend when I needed to REALLY read and absorb what it says. I am sharing ... Read more

Hole Under Door Lock

Thursday, January 03, 2013      16 comments

Please read and tell as many others about it as possible..........How Scary!!! Wednesday, I approached my truck from the passenger side to place my computer bag (aka my man purse) in the front passenger seat. As I reached to open the d... Read more

Happy New Year Kit (Belated)

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      6 comments

HAPPY NEW YEAR Your Daily Survival Kit For The New Year Today, I am giving you a DAILY SURVIVAL KIT to help you each day.................... remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone, including yourself. ... Read more

Healthy Holiday Quiz (Especially for diabetics)

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      9 comments

1. You're attending a neighborhood pot-luck party. Which horsd'oeuvre staple is your best bet? a. A handful of nuts b. Pigs in a blanket c. Cheese and crackers Answer: a. If your main concern is glucose control, you need to wat... Read more

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