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Woman Shot In Head

Saturday, November 24, 2012      16 comments

Linda Burnett, 29, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up, her eyes... Read more

How To Avoid Holiday Weight Gain

Friday, November 23, 2012      12 comments

I read this article in Parade Magazine and thought I would share it with you. It was written by Daphne Oz, who is Dr. Oz' daughter. She says: "Remember that your calorie intake balances out over three days. So don't eat a ton the day befor... Read more

A Thanksgiving Ritual

Wednesday, November 21, 2012      20 comments

This doesn't happen EVERY Thanksgiving, but it has happened quite often, for which WE are very Thankful. All of us know people who spend Thanksgiving and many other Holidays alone. I cannot think of what that would be like because I have NEVE... Read more

Scotch With 2 Drops Of Water

Tuesday, November 20, 2012      14 comments

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today." The bartender says, "Well, since it's ... Read more

A Love Story

Monday, November 19, 2012      15 comments

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot t... Read more

God Has Such A Sense Of Humour

Sunday, November 18, 2012      22 comments

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the ... Read more

Ramblings Of A Retired Mind

Saturday, November 17, 2012      12 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I real... Read more

It's What You Scatter

Friday, November 16, 2012      15 comments

I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.......I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to... Read more

Holiday Stress

Thursday, November 15, 2012      12 comments

The Holidays are upon us. Halloween candy, costumes, decorations seem to become more important each year. And before you have a chance to take down those goblins, we're displaying pumpkins, turkeys and rust colored decorations. That doesn't t... Read more

Elmo

Wednesday, November 14, 2012      14 comments

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. T... Read more

Questions That Haunt Me.......

Tuesday, November 13, 2012      13 comments

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME (and they all make sense!)..... 1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. Once you're in heaven, do you ge... Read more

Turkey Hunting

Monday, November 12, 2012      14 comments

One of my husband's hunting buddies sent this to him yesterday. It sounds like something only he would do........ Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared the s_ _ _ outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old i... Read more

12 Wonderful Commandments

Sunday, November 11, 2012      14 comments

Life Is Not Waiting For The Storm To Pass, It Is Learning To Dance In The Rain. 1. Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things. 2. Make the best of your circumstances. No one has everything, and everyone ... Read more

A Nun Grading Papers

Saturday, November 10, 2012      10 comments

Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure?!? Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the Bible even a little, you'll find... Read more

Car Keys

Friday, November 09, 2012      14 comments

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I m... Read more


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