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Irish Diet
Thursday, November 08, 2012      13 comments

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." W... Read more
Urgent Warning
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      14 comments

Urgent Warning For Tomorrow Aliens are coming to Earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking "Old" people. I'm just writing to you to say Goodbye. I've got to go and pack. Yeah Right!!!!! I'll still be... Read more
Walk With Me As I Age
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      16 comments

I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me. Walk With Me By The Water........worth the read....... A Beautiful Poem About Growing Older: S_ _ _!!! I forgot the words.... Read more
Funny!!!
Monday, November 05, 2012      9 comments

A Retiree's Last Trip To Piggly Wiggly Yesterday I was at my local Piggly Wiggly buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What ... Read more
Ladies, I Thought You Would Enjoy This!!!
Sunday, November 04, 2012      15 comments

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This... Read more
It Could Happen To Any Of Us.......
Saturday, November 03, 2012      23 comments

$5.37!!! That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head b... Read more
The Ostrich
Friday, November 02, 2012      12 comments

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A... Read more
Cute and Oh So True.......
Thursday, November 01, 2012      12 comments

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very dif... Read more
Who's The Dummy?????
Wednesday, October 31, 2012      13 comments

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and s... Read more
What's In The Box?
Tuesday, October 30, 2012      12 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.... Read more
Dance Anyone?
Monday, October 29, 2012      13 comments

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch r... Read more
IF...........
Sunday, October 28, 2012      12 comments

If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things around the house, is not materialistic, who is a great lover and is attentive to his partner's need... Read more
Kitchen Tips (Love It)
Saturday, October 27, 2012      19 comments

I've seen these before, but just in case you have forgotten some of these-----Martha vs Maxine!!! My money is on Maxine!!! Kitchen Tips Martha: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream ... Read more
A Touching Story On How Men Think
Friday, October 26, 2012      14 comments

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my si... Read more
Stay Healthy
Thursday, October 25, 2012      9 comments

1. Which is the best step you can take to improve your overall health? a. Drastically cutting down on salt b. Eating only organic fruits and vegetables c. Playing a sport that you love Answer: C. The latest research ... Read more

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