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It Could Happen To Any Of Us.......

Saturday, November 03, 2012      23 comments

$5.37!!! That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head b... Read more

The Ostrich

Friday, November 02, 2012      12 comments

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A... Read more

Cute and Oh So True.......

Thursday, November 01, 2012      12 comments

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very dif... Read more

Who's The Dummy?????

Wednesday, October 31, 2012      13 comments

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and s... Read more

What's In The Box?

Tuesday, October 30, 2012      12 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.... Read more

Dance Anyone?

Monday, October 29, 2012      13 comments

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch r... Read more

IF...........

Sunday, October 28, 2012      12 comments

If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things around the house, is not materialistic, who is a great lover and is attentive to his partner's need... Read more

Kitchen Tips (Love It)

Saturday, October 27, 2012      19 comments

I've seen these before, but just in case you have forgotten some of these-----Martha vs Maxine!!! My money is on Maxine!!! Kitchen Tips Martha: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream ... Read more

A Touching Story On How Men Think

Friday, October 26, 2012      14 comments

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my si... Read more

Stay Healthy

Thursday, October 25, 2012      9 comments

1. Which is the best step you can take to improve your overall health? a. Drastically cutting down on salt b. Eating only organic fruits and vegetables c. Playing a sport that you love Answer: C. The latest research ... Read more

Mayo Clinic On Aspirin

Wednesday, October 24, 2012      10 comments

Dr. Virend Somers is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2012 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. He writes: Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between 6... Read more

Memory Loss

Tuesday, October 23, 2012      15 comments

The following write-up explains so much. "Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, DOORS themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the Uni... Read more

Uncovering A Silent Killer

Monday, October 22, 2012      12 comments

The surprising blood test that all baby boomers need........ What virus infects 3.2 million Americans, leads to 15,000 deaths each year, and is a major contributor to the fastest-growing lethal cancer in the U.S.? It's hepatitis C, and the... Read more

Be Careful

Sunday, October 21, 2012      9 comments

Be careful when giving acetaminophen to your child. It's easy for kids to take too much, and overdoses can be deadly, says Jan Engle, Pharm. D., a professor at the University of Illinois College of Pharmacy. Two easy ways to stay safe: ... Read more

Rubber Gloves

Saturday, October 20, 2012      13 comments

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you ... Read more


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