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Restoring Faith In Humanity

Sunday, October 14, 2012      14 comments

Random Acts of Kindness: A sign for Subway.......... Free Meal For The Homeless Every Friday 3-5 PM Paying It Forward......... My husband and I and 1 year old daughter went out to dinner and this is what it said on our bill: "So... Read more

Sights and Sounds

Saturday, October 13, 2012      12 comments

Sense of Freshness....... A while ago a new supermarket opened near us. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When y... Read more

Bob Hope

Friday, October 12, 2012      11 comments

For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. I hope this will put a smile on your face and in your heart. A tribute to a man who DID make a difference: ON TURNING 70 "I still chase women, but only downhill." ... Read more

My Favorite Animal

Thursday, October 11, 2012      9 comments

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried Chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken i... Read more

Rules For Seniors-----Halloween

Wednesday, October 10, 2012      12 comments

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. (my BIL, and it's not a positive change!) 8. You ask for soft high fiber c... Read more

Just A Few Thoughts

Tuesday, October 09, 2012      10 comments

QUICKIES......... (I love this one) My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forge... Read more

This Is So True!!!

Monday, October 08, 2012      12 comments

If you learn the language of gratitude, you will be on speaking terms with happiness. emoticon... Read more

The Gingham Dress

Sunday, October 07, 2012      12 comments

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly, without an appointment, into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could te... Read more

And So It Goes......

Saturday, October 06, 2012      13 comments

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the definition of "OLD!" Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to t... Read more

TSA Body Scan Results

Friday, October 05, 2012      11 comments

Here are the latest results from TSA body scannings: ____________________________
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_____________________2011 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: _______________________... Read more

Fight Like A Girl

Thursday, October 04, 2012      13 comments

I will NEVER be OVER THE HILL. I'm too darn tired to CLIMB IT!!! Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. IT WORKED! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!!! MIDDLE AGE: That time whe... Read more

Smile........

Wednesday, October 03, 2012      15 comments

Twenty-Seven Lines To Help You Smile: 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only beca... Read more

I Just Have To Share This With You My Friends.......

Tuesday, October 02, 2012      18 comments

On Monday afternoons, I pick my 5 year-old Grand-daughter up from Kindergarten and my 4 month-old Grand-daughter up from the baby-sitter around 3:30 PM and bring them home with me for supper and the early evening when their Daddy picks them up. ... Read more

Church Squirrels

Monday, October 01, 2012      14 comments

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each Church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One d... Read more

For Those Who Love Trivia

Sunday, September 30, 2012      13 comments

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man. Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density. The University of Alaska spans four time zones. The tooth is the o... Read more


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