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I Wish You Enough

Friday, February 12, 2010      4 comments

You may have seen this before, but I think it is worth repeating. I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happin... Read more

Cup Of Tea

Thursday, February 11, 2010      3 comments

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "Tea Set" as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I b... Read more

PREGNANT AT 61!!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010      12 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem w... Read more

Last of Kitchen Wisdom

Tuesday, February 09, 2010      4 comments

Martha Stewart: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Martha Stewart: Don't t... Read more

More Kitchen Wisdom

Monday, February 08, 2010      6 comments

Martha Stewart: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Maxine: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Ple... Read more

Kitchen Wisdom

Sunday, February 07, 2010      4 comments

Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet ... Read more

The Whale

Saturday, February 06, 2010      5 comments

A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around h... Read more

Financial Planning

Friday, February 05, 2010      3 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. ... Read more

This Is For My Older Friends......Part 3

Thursday, February 04, 2010      2 comments

This is the final entry re: How We Know We Are Older..... "OLD IS WHEN"....."GETTING LUCKY" MEANS YOU FIND YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT... "OLD IS WHEN".....AN "ALL NIGHTER" MEANS NOT GETTING UP TO USE THE BATHROOM. "OLD IS WHEN"..... Read more

This Is For My Older Friends......Part 2

Wednesday, February 03, 2010      6 comments

As I promised yesterday, here are 3 more statements geared for us.......... "OLD IS WHEN"..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD IS WHEN"..... You are cautioned to slow down by th... Read more

This Is For My "OLDER" Friends........

Tuesday, February 02, 2010      7 comments

A friend of mine (who is "Older" like me) sent me these and I laughed out loud!!! Since I believe that "Laughter is the BEST medicine", I am going to share them with you. "Old is When".....Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make lov... Read more

Thought For The Day

Monday, February 01, 2010      8 comments

WOMEN ARE ANGELS....... And when someone breaks our wings........ We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...... WE ARE FLEXIBLE.......... Read more

Gonna Be A Bear

Sunday, January 31, 2010      3 comments

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself... Read more

Law Of The Garbage Truck

Saturday, January 30, 2010      3 comments

I received this yesterday, and though not NEW advice, it is VERY GOOD advice, so I thought I would share it with you. One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jump... Read more

My Living Will

Friday, January 29, 2010      8 comments

Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to him, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug" He got up, unplugge... Read more


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