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Just A Few Thoughts

Tuesday, October 09, 2012      10 comments

QUICKIES......... (I love this one) My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forge... Read more

This Is So True!!!

Monday, October 08, 2012      12 comments

If you learn the language of gratitude, you will be on speaking terms with happiness. emoticon... Read more

The Gingham Dress

Sunday, October 07, 2012      12 comments

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly, without an appointment, into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could te... Read more

And So It Goes......

Saturday, October 06, 2012      13 comments

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the definition of "OLD!" Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to t... Read more

TSA Body Scan Results

Friday, October 05, 2012      11 comments

Here are the latest results from TSA body scannings: ____________________________
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_____________________2011 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: _______________________... Read more

Fight Like A Girl

Thursday, October 04, 2012      13 comments

I will NEVER be OVER THE HILL. I'm too darn tired to CLIMB IT!!! Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. IT WORKED! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!!! MIDDLE AGE: That time whe... Read more

Smile........

Wednesday, October 03, 2012      15 comments

Twenty-Seven Lines To Help You Smile: 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only beca... Read more

I Just Have To Share This With You My Friends.......

Tuesday, October 02, 2012      18 comments

On Monday afternoons, I pick my 5 year-old Grand-daughter up from Kindergarten and my 4 month-old Grand-daughter up from the baby-sitter around 3:30 PM and bring them home with me for supper and the early evening when their Daddy picks them up. ... Read more

Church Squirrels

Monday, October 01, 2012      14 comments

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each Church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One d... Read more

For Those Who Love Trivia

Sunday, September 30, 2012      13 comments

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man. Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density. The University of Alaska spans four time zones. The tooth is the o... Read more

Now You Know!!!

Friday, September 28, 2012      10 comments

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth. To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar fr... Read more

Getting To Heaven

Thursday, September 27, 2012      15 comments

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who ha... Read more

An Interesting Parable To Help Us Through Life

Wednesday, September 26, 2012      11 comments

A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executiv... Read more

Cool Facts About The Human Body

Tuesday, September 25, 2012      15 comments

Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the... Read more

If My Body Was A Car!!!

Monday, September 24, 2012      13 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..... But that's not the worst of it. My headli... Read more


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