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Now You Know!!!
Friday, September 28, 2012      10 comments

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth. To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar fr... Read more
Getting To Heaven
Thursday, September 27, 2012      15 comments

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who ha... Read more
An Interesting Parable To Help Us Through Life
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      11 comments

A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executiv... Read more
Cool Facts About The Human Body
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      15 comments

Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the... Read more
If My Body Was A Car!!!
Monday, September 24, 2012      13 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..... But that's not the worst of it. My headli... Read more
The Land That Made Me, Me
Sunday, September 23, 2012      11 comments

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan, or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me, For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born, Where navels we... Read more
Need Washing??????
Saturday, September 22, 2012      9 comments

I know this is old and has been around before.........But; I absolutely LOVE it. A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in WalMart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It ... Read more
Kulula Airlines Sense Of Humor
Friday, September 21, 2012      10 comments

Kulula is an Airline with its head office situated in Johannesburg. Lulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "Safety Lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or... Read more
Paraprosdokian Phrases
Thursday, September 20, 2012      10 comments

A Paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending; "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a paraprosdokian---Winston Churchill loved them. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will d... Read more
The World Is Mine
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      15 comments

The World Is Mine---Author Unknown Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman and wished I were as beautiful. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle...... She had one leg and used a crutch. But as she passe... Read more
One Of My All-Time Favorites
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      13 comments

I think that one of the reasons I like this so much is that the "Older" man has such a great comeback. My Dad would have definitely come up with something like this. I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).... Read more
I Love The Following Statements.........
Monday, September 17, 2012      10 comments

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up! With aging comes skills. It's called multi-tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets so boring......... Read more
So Very True!!!
Sunday, September 16, 2012      11 comments

"People who postpone happiness are like children who try chasing rainbows in an effort to find the pot of gold at the rainbow's end.........Your life will never be fulfilled until you are happy HERE and NOW." Ken Keyes, Jr. I wish you hap... Read more
My Kind Of Teacher
Saturday, September 15, 2012      10 comments

My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!) This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country. A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a SCHOO... Read more
Stay Young My Friend
Friday, September 14, 2012      10 comments

How To Stay Young 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind i... Read more

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