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Fight Like A Girl
Thursday, October 04, 2012      13 comments

I will NEVER be OVER THE HILL. I'm too darn tired to CLIMB IT!!! Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. IT WORKED! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!!! MIDDLE AGE: That time whe... Read more
Smile........
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      15 comments

Twenty-Seven Lines To Help You Smile: 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only beca... Read more
I Just Have To Share This With You My Friends.......
Tuesday, October 02, 2012      18 comments

On Monday afternoons, I pick my 5 year-old Grand-daughter up from Kindergarten and my 4 month-old Grand-daughter up from the baby-sitter around 3:30 PM and bring them home with me for supper and the early evening when their Daddy picks them up. ... Read more
Church Squirrels
Monday, October 01, 2012      14 comments

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each Church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One d... Read more
For Those Who Love Trivia
Sunday, September 30, 2012      13 comments

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man. Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density. The University of Alaska spans four time zones. The tooth is the o... Read more
Now You Know!!!
Friday, September 28, 2012      10 comments

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth. To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar fr... Read more
Getting To Heaven
Thursday, September 27, 2012      15 comments

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who ha... Read more
An Interesting Parable To Help Us Through Life
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      11 comments

A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executiv... Read more
Cool Facts About The Human Body
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      15 comments

Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the... Read more
If My Body Was A Car!!!
Monday, September 24, 2012      13 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..... But that's not the worst of it. My headli... Read more
The Land That Made Me, Me
Sunday, September 23, 2012      11 comments

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan, or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me, For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born, Where navels we... Read more
Need Washing??????
Saturday, September 22, 2012      9 comments

I know this is old and has been around before.........But; I absolutely LOVE it. A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in WalMart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It ... Read more
Kulula Airlines Sense Of Humor
Friday, September 21, 2012      10 comments

Kulula is an Airline with its head office situated in Johannesburg. Lulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "Safety Lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or... Read more
Paraprosdokian Phrases
Thursday, September 20, 2012      10 comments

A Paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending; "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a paraprosdokian---Winston Churchill loved them. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will d... Read more
The World Is Mine
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      15 comments

The World Is Mine---Author Unknown Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman and wished I were as beautiful. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle...... She had one leg and used a crutch. But as she passe... Read more

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