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The Land That Made Me, Me

Sunday, September 23, 2012      11 comments

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan, or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me, For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born, Where navels we... Read more

Need Washing??????

Saturday, September 22, 2012      9 comments

I know this is old and has been around before.........But; I absolutely LOVE it. A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in WalMart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It ... Read more

Kulula Airlines Sense Of Humor

Friday, September 21, 2012      10 comments

Kulula is an Airline with its head office situated in Johannesburg. Lulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "Safety Lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or... Read more

Paraprosdokian Phrases

Thursday, September 20, 2012      10 comments

A Paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending; "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a paraprosdokian---Winston Churchill loved them. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will d... Read more

The World Is Mine

Wednesday, September 19, 2012      15 comments

The World Is Mine---Author Unknown Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman and wished I were as beautiful. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle...... She had one leg and used a crutch. But as she passe... Read more

One Of My All-Time Favorites

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      13 comments

I think that one of the reasons I like this so much is that the "Older" man has such a great comeback. My Dad would have definitely come up with something like this. I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).... Read more

I Love The Following Statements.........

Monday, September 17, 2012      10 comments

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up! With aging comes skills. It's called multi-tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets so boring......... Read more

So Very True!!!

Sunday, September 16, 2012      11 comments

"People who postpone happiness are like children who try chasing rainbows in an effort to find the pot of gold at the rainbow's end.........Your life will never be fulfilled until you are happy HERE and NOW." Ken Keyes, Jr. I wish you hap... Read more

My Kind Of Teacher

Saturday, September 15, 2012      10 comments

My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!) This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country. A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a SCHOO... Read more

Stay Young My Friend

Friday, September 14, 2012      10 comments

How To Stay Young 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind i... Read more

Ever Wonder???

Thursday, September 13, 2012      13 comments

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "Abbreviated" is such a long word? Why is it that Doctors call what they do "Practice"? Why is lemon juice ... Read more

Scary Letter

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      15 comments

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he... Read more


Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with a friend I've known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot of political things. Being a US Congressman, Louie visits a lot of different churches in the a... Read more

Ain't This The Truth?????

Monday, September 10, 2012      10 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER......... ~ Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them.....but your grandchildren are perfect!... Read more

My Idea Of A Perfect Day........

Sunday, September 09, 2012      14 comments

Yesterday morning I had to actually wear a sweatshirt!!! The reason this was such a treat was that we are just coming off one of the hottest summers I can remember. Not only were the temperatures high, we didn't get any rain!!! Read more

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