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My Kind Of Teacher
Saturday, September 15, 2012      10 comments

My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!) This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country. A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a SCHOO... Read more
Stay Young My Friend
Friday, September 14, 2012      10 comments

How To Stay Young 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind i... Read more
Ever Wonder???
Thursday, September 13, 2012      13 comments

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "Abbreviated" is such a long word? Why is it that Doctors call what they do "Practice"? Why is lemon juice ... Read more
Scary Letter
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      15 comments

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he... Read more
Amen!
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with a friend I've known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot of political things. Being a US Congressman, Louie visits a lot of different churches in the a... Read more
Ain't This The Truth?????
Monday, September 10, 2012      10 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER......... ~ Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them.....but your grandchildren are perfect!... Read more
My Idea Of A Perfect Day........
Sunday, September 09, 2012      14 comments

Yesterday morning I had to actually wear a sweatshirt!!! The reason this was such a treat was that we are just coming off one of the hottest summers I can remember. Not only were the temperatures high, we didn't get any rain!!! So..........it... Read more
Computer Skills
Saturday, September 08, 2012      10 comments

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!!! Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one..... Tech Support: Click on the "My Computer" icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: You... Read more
Sex And Good Grammar
Friday, September 07, 2012      12 comments

For all my grammatically correct friends........... On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful... Read more
Wise Words (A Little Lightness)
Thursday, September 06, 2012      8 comments

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I h... Read more
Know Your Body
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      6 comments

Ovarian Cancer Symptoms These symptoms are more likely to occur in women with ovarian cancer than the women in the general population. * Bloating, Gas * Pelvic Or Abdominal Pain * Difficulty Eating Or Feeling Full Quickly ... Read more
Life Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!!!
Tuesday, September 04, 2012      11 comments

My husband is very funny!!!!! It is the Number 1 thing that attracted me to him in the first place. NO ONE can make me laugh harder than he can, and, believe me, if we didn't share a sense of humor, there have been many situations that we migh... Read more
Easy Tricks To Outsmart Your Appetite
Monday, September 03, 2012      10 comments

1. Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind: It's hard to resist temptation when it's staring you in the face. When office workers were given candies in clear dishes to place on their desks, they helped themselves to candy 71% more often than a similar grou... Read more
Tequila And Salt
Sunday, September 02, 2012      8 comments

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could read it every day........ You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people... Read more
Playing Hooky
Saturday, September 01, 2012      4 comments

One beautiful Sunday, a minister decided to play hooky from church and go golfing instead. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven seethed. "You're going to let him get away with this, God?" The Lord shook his head. The minister stepped ont... Read more

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