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Computer Skills

Saturday, September 08, 2012      10 comments

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!!! Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one..... Tech Support: Click on the "My Computer" icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: You... Read more

Sex And Good Grammar

Friday, September 07, 2012      12 comments

For all my grammatically correct friends........... On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful... Read more

Wise Words (A Little Lightness)

Thursday, September 06, 2012      8 comments

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I h... Read more

Know Your Body

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      6 comments

Ovarian Cancer Symptoms These symptoms are more likely to occur in women with ovarian cancer than the women in the general population. * Bloating, Gas * Pelvic Or Abdominal Pain * Difficulty Eating Or Feeling Full Quickly ... Read more

Life Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2012      11 comments

My husband is very funny!!!!! It is the Number 1 thing that attracted me to him in the first place. NO ONE can make me laugh harder than he can, and, believe me, if we didn't share a sense of humor, there have been many situations that we migh... Read more

Easy Tricks To Outsmart Your Appetite

Monday, September 03, 2012      10 comments

1. Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind: It's hard to resist temptation when it's staring you in the face. When office workers were given candies in clear dishes to place on their desks, they helped themselves to candy 71% more often than a similar grou... Read more

Tequila And Salt

Sunday, September 02, 2012      8 comments

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could read it every day........ You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people... Read more

Playing Hooky

Saturday, September 01, 2012      4 comments

One beautiful Sunday, a minister decided to play hooky from church and go golfing instead. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven seethed. "You're going to let him get away with this, God?" The Lord shook his head. The minister stepped ont... Read more

3 Drinks To Help Protect Your Skin

Friday, August 31, 2012      9 comments

1. Green Tea: New research in the Journal of Nutrition gives us one more reason to sip this super drink. Women who drank 4 cups of green tea/day for 12 weeks lowered their risk of sunburn by 25%, plus their skin density and elasticity----qual... Read more

Mr. Gorsky

Thursday, August 30, 2012      9 comments

In case you didn't already know this little tidbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one sma... Read more

Lunch With The Girls

Wednesday, August 29, 2012      13 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the cute boy in Social Stud... Read more

Scarey Liver Enzyme Readings

Tuesday, August 28, 2012      20 comments

When I went for my yearly physical in June of 2011, part of it was a blood test. I went back to my Doctor for the blood test results two weeks later and she was NOT happy with my Liver Enzyme readings. They were higher than she was comfortable... Read more

Blood Pressure

Monday, August 27, 2012      10 comments

Are you always juggling a million things to the point where you're neglecting your own health? While you're not alone, you MUST make time to take care of yourself!!! Don't neglect knowing your own blood pressure. High blood pressure, or h... Read more

Shoes In Church

Sunday, August 26, 2012      18 comments

I showered and shaved.....I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.....In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer.....As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me.....Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on eit... Read more

Seniors And Computers

Saturday, August 25, 2012      19 comments

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple... Read more

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