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Playing Hooky
Saturday, September 01, 2012      4 comments

One beautiful Sunday, a minister decided to play hooky from church and go golfing instead. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven seethed. "You're going to let him get away with this, God?" The Lord shook his head. The minister stepped ont... Read more
3 Drinks To Help Protect Your Skin
Friday, August 31, 2012      9 comments

1. Green Tea: New research in the Journal of Nutrition gives us one more reason to sip this super drink. Women who drank 4 cups of green tea/day for 12 weeks lowered their risk of sunburn by 25%, plus their skin density and elasticity----qual... Read more
Mr. Gorsky
Thursday, August 30, 2012      9 comments

In case you didn't already know this little tidbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one sma... Read more
Lunch With The Girls
Wednesday, August 29, 2012      13 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the cute boy in Social Stud... Read more
Scarey Liver Enzyme Readings
Tuesday, August 28, 2012      20 comments

When I went for my yearly physical in June of 2011, part of it was a blood test. I went back to my Doctor for the blood test results two weeks later and she was NOT happy with my Liver Enzyme readings. They were higher than she was comfortable... Read more
Blood Pressure
Monday, August 27, 2012      10 comments

Are you always juggling a million things to the point where you're neglecting your own health? While you're not alone, you MUST make time to take care of yourself!!! Don't neglect knowing your own blood pressure. High blood pressure, or h... Read more
Shoes In Church
Sunday, August 26, 2012      18 comments

I showered and shaved.....I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.....In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer.....As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me.....Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on eit... Read more
Seniors And Computers
Saturday, August 25, 2012      19 comments

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple... Read more
Gonna Be A Bear!!!!!
Friday, August 24, 2012      14 comments

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself... Read more
A Love Story
Thursday, August 23, 2012      12 comments

Ole and Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had frozen over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some smokes. She asked him for some money, but he to... Read more
Girl Wisdom
Wednesday, August 22, 2012      7 comments

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills......She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care. 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 pounds. 3. My mind not only... Read more
Words Of Wisdom
Tuesday, August 21, 2012      10 comments

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have... Read more
In Honor Of Erma Bombeck
Monday, August 20, 2012      12 comments

If I Had My Life To Live Over by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying from cancer) I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.... Read more
Good News and Bad News
Sunday, August 19, 2012      11 comments

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they HAVE. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, R... Read more
Goat For Dinner
Saturday, August 18, 2012      14 comments

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man o... Read more

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