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The Night Nurse
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      13 comments

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergast... Read more
Three Ladies In A Sauna
Monday, August 13, 2012      14 comments

I am sure that you have probably already read this as it is old, but I needed a laugh tonight and this spunky little lady does it for me every time. Enjoy!!! Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. ... Read more
The Picnic
Sunday, August 12, 2012      10 comments

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the Rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's aga... Read more
Why Go To Church?
Saturday, August 11, 2012      9 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, ... Read more
10 Ways To Sharpen Your Senses
Friday, August 10, 2012      9 comments

1. Breathe in warm, moist air before eating. Taste is about 75% smell, so clearing your nasal passages will enhance flavors. 2. Alternate foods with each bite. It will keep your palate "awake" and make each mouthful distinct and interes... Read more
The Old Telephone On The Wall
Thursday, August 09, 2012      13 comments

You may have already read this, however, it is worth reading again, ENJOY!!!!! Sometimes one never knows what they mean to someone else with only a few kind, simple words. When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones i... Read more
Don't Mess With Old People
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      11 comments

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Everytime she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doi... Read more
Italian Honeymoon
Tuesday, August 07, 2012      13 comments

Olda Joke, It'sa still funny........ After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" ... Read more
The Road Trip
Monday, August 06, 2012      14 comments

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, an... Read more
Birds Don't Lie
Sunday, August 05, 2012      9 comments

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell ... Read more
Note On The Fridge
Saturday, August 04, 2012      12 comments

The wife left me a note on the fridge: "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. Gone to stay at my Mother's." I opened the fridge. The light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the h_ _ _ she was talking about........ Read more
Children Are Quick
Friday, August 03, 2012      14 comments

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? STUDENT: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ... Read more
Humour From Both Sides Of The "Pond"
Thursday, August 02, 2012      14 comments

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old, Hateful little so-and-so. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES Mothe... Read more
Puppy Size
Wednesday, August 01, 2012      12 comments

"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volun... Read more
No Sunday Paper
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      10 comments

This is dedicated to all of us who ARE Seniors, to all of you who KNOW Seniors, and to all of you who will BECOME seniors. "Where is my Sunday Paper?!?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her S... Read more

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