Good News and Bad News
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they HAVE. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, R... Read more
Goat For Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man o... Read more
The Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister. "I get the best results ... Read more
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new ... Read more
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The first row, please," she answered.
"Y... Read more
The Night Nurse
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergast... Read more
Three Ladies In A Sauna
I am sure that you have probably already read this as it is old, but I needed a laugh tonight and this spunky little lady does it for me every time. Enjoy!!!
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. ... Read more
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the Rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's aga... Read more
Why Go To Church?
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, ... Read more
10 Ways To Sharpen Your Senses
1. Breathe in warm, moist air before eating. Taste is about 75% smell, so clearing your nasal passages will enhance flavors.
2. Alternate foods with each bite. It will keep your palate "awake" and make each mouthful distinct and interes... Read more
The Old Telephone On The Wall
You may have already read this, however, it is worth reading again, ENJOY!!!!! Sometimes one never knows what they mean to someone else with only a few kind, simple words.
When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones i... Read more
Don't Mess With Old People
Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Everytime she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doi... Read more
Olda Joke, It'sa still funny........
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" ... Read more
The Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, an... Read more
Birds Don't Lie
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell ... Read more
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