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Advice For An Old Guy.......

Saturday, July 28, 2012      11 comments

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing....... I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down and said, "Try the ATM i... Read more

A Problem-Solving Method That Works

Friday, July 27, 2012      13 comments

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called---and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman p... Read more

Please Heed This Warning.......

Thursday, July 26, 2012      19 comments

DOOR LOCK HOLE---WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT????? Hole Under Door Lock A victim wrote: Wednesday, I approached my truck from the passenger side to place my computer bag in the front passenger seat. As I reached to open the door I notic... Read more

Dog's Prayer

Wednesday, July 25, 2012      13 comments

We have 2 dogs and I can hear both of them making the same requests as listed below.... Dear God: It's me, the Dog. Dear God: Is it on purpose that our names are spelled the same, only in reverse? Dear God: Why do humans smell ... Read more

Catholics Have To Have A Sense Of Humor

Tuesday, July 24, 2012      14 comments

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The l... Read more

Watch Your Wrists

Monday, July 23, 2012      10 comments

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within... Read more

Paul Newman

Sunday, July 22, 2012      15 comments

Only women of a certain age will appreciate this....... (If you don't understand this, tell your mother, she'll get it!) A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often vis... Read more

First Grade

Saturday, July 21, 2012      17 comments

A group of Kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use "Big People WORDS!", she was always reminding them. ... Read more

Why, Why, Why???????

Friday, July 20, 2012      15 comments

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one b... Read more

Retired Husband

Thursday, July 19, 2012      11 comments

So many of these sound like what my husband would be very capable of doing......... Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring a... Read more

Solar Lights

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      10 comments

I have a friend who used her Solar Lights inside the house at night when the electric power went off during a hurricane. She stuck them in jars and bottles and said they gave off plenty of "Free Light" in each room. She put them outside in the... Read more

I'm Sorry..........

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      6 comments

In my blog yesterday, I listed things that the various states were famous for. I forgot to include South Dakota!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!! So.......here it is..... SOUTH DAKOTA.....Is the only state that's never had an earthquake.... Read more

What Each State Is Famous For!

Monday, July 16, 2012      12 comments

ALABAMA.....Was the first state to have 911, started in 1968 ALASKA.....One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA.....Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time. ARKANSAS...... Read more

"Corn Sugar" No More: HFCS Name To Stay

Sunday, July 15, 2012      5 comments

The corn industry's effort to rebrand high fructose corn syrup as the more innocuous-sounding "corn sugar" has failed. The Food and Drug Administration rejected the Corn Refiners Association (CRA) bid, on the grounds that, as a liquid, high... Read more

Farmer John's Chickens

Saturday, July 14, 2012      15 comments

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the local pol... Read more


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