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First Grade

Saturday, July 21, 2012      17 comments

A group of Kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use "Big People WORDS!", she was always reminding them. ... Read more

Why, Why, Why???????

Friday, July 20, 2012      15 comments

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one b... Read more

Retired Husband

Thursday, July 19, 2012      11 comments

So many of these sound like what my husband would be very capable of doing......... Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring a... Read more

Solar Lights

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      10 comments

I have a friend who used her Solar Lights inside the house at night when the electric power went off during a hurricane. She stuck them in jars and bottles and said they gave off plenty of "Free Light" in each room. She put them outside in the... Read more

I'm Sorry..........

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      6 comments

In my blog yesterday, I listed things that the various states were famous for. I forgot to include South Dakota!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!! So.......here it is..... SOUTH DAKOTA.....Is the only state that's never had an earthquake.... Read more

What Each State Is Famous For!

Monday, July 16, 2012      12 comments

ALABAMA.....Was the first state to have 911, started in 1968 ALASKA.....One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA.....Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time. ARKANSAS...... Read more

"Corn Sugar" No More: HFCS Name To Stay

Sunday, July 15, 2012      5 comments

The corn industry's effort to rebrand high fructose corn syrup as the more innocuous-sounding "corn sugar" has failed. The Food and Drug Administration rejected the Corn Refiners Association (CRA) bid, on the grounds that, as a liquid, high... Read more

Farmer John's Chickens

Saturday, July 14, 2012      15 comments

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the local pol... Read more

How Dry Is It This Summer?????

Friday, July 13, 2012      10 comments

We haven't had rain since a very trace amount the end of May and are now officially in a draught, so this has special meaning for me. It's so DRY-------- that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using ... Read more

Old Butch

Thursday, July 12, 2012      12 comments

Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was re... Read more

Elderly Thoughts In The Morning

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      11 comments

I've known all along That old age would come. But just not right now While I'm still so young! emoticonRead more

What Causes Arthritis?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      11 comments

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper ... Read more

Beware Of Underwear Dust!!!

Monday, July 09, 2012      12 comments

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply c... Read more

A Bit Of Lightness......

Sunday, July 08, 2012      6 comments

This is old but it still brings a smile when I read it, and who doesn't need a smile????? Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large... Read more

An Old Guy And A Bucket Of Shrimp

Saturday, July 07, 2012      8 comments

This is a true story. I hope you enjoy and appreciate it. It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach ... Read more


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