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Farmer John's Chickens

Saturday, July 14, 2012      15 comments

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the local pol... Read more

How Dry Is It This Summer?????

Friday, July 13, 2012      10 comments

We haven't had rain since a very trace amount the end of May and are now officially in a draught, so this has special meaning for me. It's so DRY-------- that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using ... Read more

Old Butch

Thursday, July 12, 2012      12 comments

Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was re... Read more

Elderly Thoughts In The Morning

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      11 comments

I've known all along That old age would come. But just not right now While I'm still so young! emoticonRead more

What Causes Arthritis?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      11 comments

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper ... Read more

Beware Of Underwear Dust!!!

Monday, July 09, 2012      12 comments

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply c... Read more

A Bit Of Lightness......

Sunday, July 08, 2012      6 comments

This is old but it still brings a smile when I read it, and who doesn't need a smile????? Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large... Read more

An Old Guy And A Bucket Of Shrimp

Saturday, July 07, 2012      8 comments

This is a true story. I hope you enjoy and appreciate it. It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach ... Read more

Ah Women!!! He! He!

Friday, July 06, 2012      9 comments

Janice's husband thought that housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She w... Read more

Wisdom

Thursday, July 05, 2012      11 comments

My husband emoticoned this.......... I am 70 years old and love to fish. I was sitting on my dock the othe... Read more

History.....

Wednesday, July 04, 2012      9 comments

Subject: In Memory Of That First Fourth of July....... Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who singed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died... Read more

Conclusion.........

Tuesday, July 03, 2012      10 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck....... EVERYTHING made the SAME NOISE: "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa
accccK!!!" I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I AM CRISPY!!! VERY CRISP... Read more

Cemetery Watchman (Not a Joke)

Monday, July 02, 2012      14 comments

My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a National Cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a "slightly larger" uniform. Today had been a long, long day and I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's and hav... Read more

How To Decide Who To Marry

Sunday, July 01, 2012      9 comments

Here are some words of wisdom from Kids. Enjoy!!! 1. How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (Written by Kids) *** You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she sh... Read more

Mama's Bible

Saturday, June 30, 2012      9 comments

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved... Read more


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