Cemetery Watchman (Not a Joke)
My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a National Cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a "slightly larger" uniform.
Today had been a long, long day and I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's and hav... Read more
How To Decide Who To Marry
Here are some words of wisdom from Kids. Enjoy!!!
1. How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (Written by Kids)
*** You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she sh... Read more
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday
gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved... Read more
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of int... Read more
A Farm Kid Would Know
When you're from the country-------your perception is a little different.
An Iowa farmer drove in his pickup to a neighbor's farm, and knocked on the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. The following conversation developed:
"I... Read more
"Colored Folks" (This is Cute!)
This was written by a BLACK gentleman in Texas. What a great sense of humor------and creativity!!!
When You Black, You Black
When I was born,
I was Black,
When I grew up, I
When I went in the sun, I stayed
Black,... Read more
Four Tips For Safer Sunscreen
While recent research shows that a little sun exposure each day may benefit your health, most experts suggest that you protect yourself if you plan to spend long stretches in the sun.
The problem is, many sunscreen products contain harmful ... Read more
They Teach It At Stanford:
In an evening class at Stanford University the last lecture was on the mind-body connection---the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, th... Read more
Put A Jump Rope On Your Travel Packing List
Fitness plans tend to fall apart when we go on vacation. It happens for a number of reasons, like not having access to a gym, not allowing time in your itinerary, or drinking too much on the beach to even care about a workout. One of the bigge... Read more
Lee Trevino: A true story, you gotta love him.........
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
... Read more
Amazing, Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure suffere... Read more
A Trip To The Store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did jus... Read more
Quotation of the day:
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her ... Read more
You Can't Fix Stupid!!!
They Walk Among Us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there ... Read more
Everybody thinks every woman's dream is to get the perfect man............
Every woman's dream is: TO EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!!!!!... Read more
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