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Cemetery Watchman (Not a Joke)

Monday, July 02, 2012      14 comments

My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a National Cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a "slightly larger" uniform. Today had been a long, long day and I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's and hav... Read more

How To Decide Who To Marry

Sunday, July 01, 2012      9 comments

Here are some words of wisdom from Kids. Enjoy!!! 1. How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (Written by Kids) *** You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she sh... Read more

Mama's Bible

Saturday, June 30, 2012      9 comments

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved... Read more


Friday, June 29, 2012      9 comments

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of int... Read more

A Farm Kid Would Know

Thursday, June 28, 2012      11 comments

When you're from the country-------your perception is a little different. An Iowa farmer drove in his pickup to a neighbor's farm, and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. The following conversation developed: "I... Read more

"Colored Folks" (This is Cute!)

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      17 comments

This was written by a BLACK gentleman in Texas. What a great sense of humor------and creativity!!! When You Black, You Black When I was born, I was Black, When I grew up, I was Black, When I went in the sun, I stayed Black,... Read more

Four Tips For Safer Sunscreen

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      6 comments

While recent research shows that a little sun exposure each day may benefit your health, most experts suggest that you protect yourself if you plan to spend long stretches in the sun. The problem is, many sunscreen products contain harmful ... Read more


Monday, June 25, 2012      6 comments

They Teach It At Stanford: In an evening class at Stanford University the last lecture was on the mind-body connection---the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, th... Read more

Put A Jump Rope On Your Travel Packing List

Sunday, June 24, 2012      7 comments

Fitness plans tend to fall apart when we go on vacation. It happens for a number of reasons, like not having access to a gym, not allowing time in your itinerary, or drinking too much on the beach to even care about a workout. One of the bigge... Read more

Yard Work

Saturday, June 23, 2012      6 comments

Lee Trevino: A true story, you gotta love him......... One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. ... Read more

Amazing, Simple Home Remedies

Friday, June 22, 2012      11 comments

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure suffere... Read more

A Trip To The Store

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      9 comments

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did jus... Read more


Tuesday, June 19, 2012      8 comments

Quotation of the day: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her ... Read more

You Can't Fix Stupid!!!

Monday, June 18, 2012      15 comments

They Walk Among Us! Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there ... Read more

Oh Pllleeeaaassseee!!!

Sunday, June 17, 2012      15 comments

Everybody thinks every woman's dream is to get the perfect man............ Oh PLEASE!!! Every woman's dream is: TO EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!!!!!... Read more

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