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What Causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper ... Read more
Beware Of Underwear Dust!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply c... Read more
A Bit Of Lightness......
This is old but it still brings a smile when I read it, and who doesn't need a smile?????
Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large... Read more
An Old Guy And A Bucket Of Shrimp
This is a true story. I hope you enjoy and appreciate it.
It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean.
Old Ed came strolling along the beach ... Read more
Ah Women!!! He! He!
Janice's husband thought that housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She w... Read more
My husband ed this..........
I am 70 years old and love to fish.
I was sitting on my dock the othe... Read more
Subject: In Memory Of That First Fourth of July.......
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who singed the Declaration of Independence?
Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died... Read more
I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck.......
EVERYTHING made the SAME NOISE:
I came to a conclusion:
I am not old,
I AM CRISPY!!!
VERY CRISP... Read more
Cemetery Watchman (Not a Joke)
My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a National Cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a "slightly larger" uniform.
Today had been a long, long day and I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's and hav... Read more
How To Decide Who To Marry
Here are some words of wisdom from Kids. Enjoy!!!
1. How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (Written by Kids)
*** You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she sh... Read more
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday
gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved... Read more
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of int... Read more
A Farm Kid Would Know
When you're from the country-------your perception is a little different.
An Iowa farmer drove in his pickup to a neighbor's farm, and knocked on the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. The following conversation developed:
"I... Read more
"Colored Folks" (This is Cute!)
This was written by a BLACK gentleman in Texas. What a great sense of humor------and creativity!!!
When You Black, You Black
When I was born,
I was Black,
When I grew up, I
When I went in the sun, I stayed
Black,... Read more
Four Tips For Safer Sunscreen
While recent research shows that a little sun exposure each day may benefit your health, most experts suggest that you protect yourself if you plan to spend long stretches in the sun.
The problem is, many sunscreen products contain harmful ... Read more
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