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This Is Your Captain Speaking
Monday, May 07, 2012      5 comments

To cheer you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-... Read more
The Haircut
Sunday, May 06, 2012      7 comments

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing ... Read more
Potatoes (A Bit of Lightness)
Saturday, May 05, 2012      5 comments

Well, A girl potato and boy potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam." Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of... Read more
Kids Say The Darndest Things!!!
Friday, May 04, 2012      8 comments

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, wit... Read more
Hypnotist At The Senior Center
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      8 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude, the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude ... Read more
Wrong E-Mail Address (Priceless)
Tuesday, May 01, 2012      8 comments

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ea... Read more
Female Humor
Monday, April 30, 2012      6 comments

Great Female Humor! After you read the message about the pilots, please read the quote of the day---it is so perfect! While the C-5 plane was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regardin... Read more
Bathtub Test
Sunday, April 29, 2012      5 comments

During a visit to my Doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty th... Read more
5 Foods Every Woman Should Eat More Of.......#5
Saturday, April 28, 2012      3 comments

5. Wild Salmon Wild salmon is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, vitamin D, and iron, and it's a high-quality source of protein. A word of caution: Independent studies comparing the nutritional content of wild and farmed salmon showed the farm... Read more
5 Foods Every Woman Should Eat More Of.......#4
Friday, April 27, 2012      1 comments

4. Beans No matter what type of bean you choose, each tiny package is bursting with a rich array of nutrients. Beans are an incredibly rich source of folate, fiber, tryptophan, protein, iron, magnesium, and potassium, and they've been lin... Read more
5 Foods Every Woman Should Eat More Of.......#3
Thursday, April 26, 2012      2 comments

3. Leafy Greens Leafy greens such as kale, spinach, watercress, cabbage, turnip greens, collard greens, and arugula share similar nutrient profiles, featuring impressive scores of vitamins K, A, and C; calcium; potassium; beta-carotene; ma... Read more
5 Foods Every Woman Should Eat More Of.......#2
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      4 comments

2. Onions Onions have many healing and health-promoting properties: They're anti-inflammatory, antibacterial, and a natural blood thinner. Rich in chromium, vitamin C, and dietary fiber, onions are also a good source of manganese, vitami... Read more
5 Foods Every Woman Should Eat More Of.....#1.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012      8 comments

For busy women of all ages, five foods boast high scores in essential nutrients---iron, calcium, magnesium, vitamin K, folate, vitamin D, and omega-3 fatty acids, in particular. Best of all, these foods are easy to find at practically every gro... Read more
Four Common Skin Problems and Remedies
Monday, April 23, 2012      6 comments

We all know that beauty is more than skin deep, but the state of our skin can speak to a lot more than beauty---it's a reflection of our health. As the largest organ, our skin requires constant care and attention to remain healthy. Problems su... Read more
The Radiant Bride
Sunday, April 22, 2012      5 comments

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of la... Read more

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