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As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open.
The old man was looking at the engine. I put ... Read more
Tomorrow I Will Meet My Second Grand-daughter.........
At 9:45 AM, my DIL will deliver my second grand-daughter by C-Section. She wanted so badly to deliver what she calls "Normally", but it just wasn't meant to be. When she was in labor with Elizabeth it lasted way too long; the doctor gave her P... Read more
I Like Weeds: Ramps
While not technically a weed, the ramp is a wild onion (or leek, depending on who you are talking to) that grows in somewhat marshy, shaded forests in many of the northern and eastern reaches of the country. The ramp (Allium tricoccum) looks mu... Read more
Lady's Yearly Exam
You have probably read this one before, but it is one of my favorites, so I am sharing it with you again........
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she aske... Read more
My Dog's Secret
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs ar... Read more
Should Sugar Be Taxed?
Whether sugar should be taxed or not is currently a topic of debate. Many people believe that sugar has much in common with heavily controlled substances, like alcohol and tobacco, due to its potential health impacts and should therefore be tre... Read more
Italian Secret To A Long Marriage
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insigh... Read more
This explains LIFE wonderfully.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said... Read more
To The Mothers That I Know
BEING A MOTHER!
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.....
That some... Read more
Your Body's Mysteries Solved
1. Why do I wake up in the morning with gunk in my eyes? That crusty stuff is actually just dried tears. Your tear glands are constantly watering your eyes to flush out irritants. "While you're awake, the act of blinking wipes tears away bef... Read more
Smart Eating Rules Chefs Swear By.........
1. Put down the spoon, pick up a carrot. In the kitchen, "you can be tasting and feel like you haven't eaten anything, but meanwhile you've already ingested 800 to 1000 calories in sauces alone," says Michelle Bernstein, chef-owner of Michy's ... Read more
How Men Think........
A touching story on how men think............
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, ... Read more
Dancing With The Pillow
As some of you know, I have an almost 5 year old Grand-daughter named Elizabeth. She is very precocious and very funny!!!
I also have a 6 year old male Cairn Terrier named Miki who, although he has been neutered for many years, still demonstr... Read more
This Is Your Captain Speaking
To cheer you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-... Read more
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing ... Read more
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