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What A Great Day
Today is my birthday and it was filled with surprises. The first one was from my Grand-daughter, Elizabeth. She and her Mommy made me a Shamrock sugar cookie and decorated it with green frosting. She was extremely proud and happy that I not o... Read more
Read This.....I Mean REALLY Read This (Good Advice)
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have... Read more
Embarrassing Medical Exams
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths,".....I instructed.
"Yes, they used to be,"....replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, ... Read more
Why Most Raw Almonds Aren't Raw
If you're into raw food, you know that in order to be considered "raw", you can't heat up any ingredients over 118F. You can dehydrate food, soak it, blend it, and marinate it, but baking, sauteing, and steaming are out.
For raw food enthu... Read more
Puns for Fun.......
Groans are aloud. Pun intended.
1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Despera... Read more
The Best Anti-Depressant Ever? Exercise!
It's been long-known that physical activity boosts serotonin levels and makes people feel better, but exercise is now being called the "magic drug" in combating depression and anxiety.
Scientists at Southern Methodist University and Boston ... Read more
Drink Water, Lose Weight......
The search for a no-fail weight-loss solution is right up there with pursuing of the Fountain of Youth. The sheer number of different diets out there is staggering. That said, among the multitude of weight-loss ideas, this one seems like a goo... Read more
Your Cravings: Decoded
What do you crave? The saltiness of potato chips, the cool creaminess of ice cream, or the rich flavor of chocolate? Whatever you're longing for, it may be your body's way of letting you know you're missing valuable nutrients. Here's how to d... Read more
10 Ways To Know If You Have "Estrogen Issues."
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. (My favorite)
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4.... Read more
Medical Information Women Should Know!!! (On The Light Side)
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a bab... Read more
Homemade Vegetable Stock
This rich, full-bodied stock can be used in any soup recipe to enrich the flavor. Additional vegetables such as leeks or mushrooms can be added, but stay away from anything too strong, such as cabbage, beets, or broccoli. For an even richer st... Read more
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.......
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe.....as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of t... Read more
Best Divorce Letter Ever
I am writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been H_ _ _; your boss called to tell me that you qui... Read more
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the corner convenience store for me and buy one quart of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband come... Read more
What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife....."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
... Read more
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