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Embarrassing Medical Exams

Thursday, March 15, 2012      10 comments

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths,".....I instructed. "Yes, they used to be,"....replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, ... Read more

Why Most Raw Almonds Aren't Raw

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      5 comments

If you're into raw food, you know that in order to be considered "raw", you can't heat up any ingredients over 118F. You can dehydrate food, soak it, blend it, and marinate it, but baking, sauteing, and steaming are out. For raw food enthu... Read more

Puns for Fun.......

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      6 comments

Groans are aloud. Pun intended. 1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Despera... Read more

The Best Anti-Depressant Ever? Exercise!

Monday, March 12, 2012      12 comments

It's been long-known that physical activity boosts serotonin levels and makes people feel better, but exercise is now being called the "magic drug" in combating depression and anxiety. Scientists at Southern Methodist University and Boston ... Read more

Drink Water, Lose Weight......

Sunday, March 11, 2012      10 comments

The search for a no-fail weight-loss solution is right up there with pursuing of the Fountain of Youth. The sheer number of different diets out there is staggering. That said, among the multitude of weight-loss ideas, this one seems like a goo... Read more

Your Cravings: Decoded

Saturday, March 10, 2012      8 comments

What do you crave? The saltiness of potato chips, the cool creaminess of ice cream, or the rich flavor of chocolate? Whatever you're longing for, it may be your body's way of letting you know you're missing valuable nutrients. Here's how to d... Read more

Estrogen Issues

Friday, March 09, 2012      7 comments

10 Ways To Know If You Have "Estrogen Issues." 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. (My favorite) 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4.... Read more

Medical Information Women Should Know!!! (On The Light Side)

Thursday, March 08, 2012      7 comments

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a bab... Read more

Homemade Vegetable Stock

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      8 comments

This rich, full-bodied stock can be used in any soup recipe to enrich the flavor. Additional vegetables such as leeks or mushrooms can be added, but stay away from anything too strong, such as cabbage, beets, or broccoli. For an even richer st... Read more

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.......

Tuesday, March 06, 2012      9 comments

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of t... Read more

Best Divorce Letter Ever

Monday, March 05, 2012      13 comments

Dear Wife, I am writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been H_ _ _; your boss called to tell me that you qui... Read more

Male Logic

Sunday, March 04, 2012      11 comments

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the corner convenience store for me and buy one quart of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband come... Read more

What Religion Is Your Bra?

Saturday, March 03, 2012      15 comments

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife....." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" ... Read more

I Have A Question. (A bit of lightness for the end of your week)

Friday, March 02, 2012      9 comments

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea......does that mean that one out of five ENJOYS it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren... Read more

8 Signs of Emotional Eating

Thursday, March 01, 2012      7 comments

"Emotional Eating" refers to eating large quantities of food (usually comfort foods) due to feelings rather than hunger. On occasion, this can be in response to feelings of happiness (i.e. when celebrating) but most often emotional eating i... Read more

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