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Christmas Shopping
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      5 comments

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared." The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the heck are you?" ... Read more
Remember This At Christmas
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      8 comments

According to the Alaska department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reinde... Read more
A Christmas Gift To Remember
Monday, December 26, 2011      6 comments

I read this one a long time ago but re-reading it made me laugh, so I hope you enjoy it too. This is an article submitted to a newspaper contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. This won first prize. CHRISTMAS WITH LO... Read more
Maxine On Winter........
Sunday, December 25, 2011      6 comments

You know it's a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they're still on the nightstand. It's not really cold out until the dog's frozen himself to the hydrant. I was caught without earmuffs during a sudden cold snap but managed ... Read more
Santa
Saturday, December 24, 2011      4 comments

If you see a fat man....... Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While flying around in a miniature sleigh, with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, T... Read more
Holiday Eating Tips (From Your Inner Child)
Friday, December 23, 2011      7 comments

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.........HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door... Read more
Holiday Definitions
Thursday, December 22, 2011      6 comments

CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. CASSEROLE: Holiday leftovers incognito. HOLIDAY GROCERY LIST: What you spend hours w... Read more
Christmas Cookie Rules...............Tongue In Cheek!
Wednesday, December 21, 2011      10 comments

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calorie... Read more
Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive
Tuesday, December 20, 2011      5 comments

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something. It scares you to drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.... Read more
The Light Turned Yellow
Monday, December 19, 2011      7 comments

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn... Read more
A Lesson That Should Be Taught In ALL Schools
Sunday, December 18, 2011      7 comments

I am sure that most of you have already read this somewhere........I hope so. For those who haven't, I am happy to share it with you for the first time. For those who have.......I don't think that this message can be experienced too many times... Read more
Caring For Caregivers
Saturday, December 17, 2011      9 comments

If you have a friend, family member, or coworker who is a caregiver, you may want to consider the following for a possible Christmas gift idea: * Offering to take the caregiver out for dinner and a movie. * Being a shoulder to cry on... Read more
Vitamin F
Friday, December 16, 2011      3 comments

I loved this and want to share it with you........ Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of me. With one ... Read more
Bear Remover.....
Thursday, December 15, 2011      10 comments

A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minu... Read more
Santa Claus and Grandma
Wednesday, December 14, 2011      6 comments

I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My ... Read more

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