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Christmas Cookie Rules...............Tongue In Cheek!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011      10 comments

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calorie... Read more

Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive

Tuesday, December 20, 2011      5 comments

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something. It scares you to drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.... Read more

The Light Turned Yellow

Monday, December 19, 2011      7 comments

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn... Read more

A Lesson That Should Be Taught In ALL Schools

Sunday, December 18, 2011      7 comments

I am sure that most of you have already read this somewhere........I hope so. For those who haven't, I am happy to share it with you for the first time. For those who have.......I don't think that this message can be experienced too many times... Read more

Caring For Caregivers

Saturday, December 17, 2011      9 comments

If you have a friend, family member, or coworker who is a caregiver, you may want to consider the following for a possible Christmas gift idea: * Offering to take the caregiver out for dinner and a movie. * Being a shoulder to cry on... Read more

Vitamin F

Friday, December 16, 2011      3 comments

I loved this and want to share it with you........ Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of me. With one ... Read more

Bear Remover.....

Thursday, December 15, 2011      10 comments

A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minu... Read more

Santa Claus and Grandma

Wednesday, December 14, 2011      6 comments

I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My ... Read more

Christmas Parrot

Tuesday, December 13, 2011      6 comments

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "H... Read more

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud.......

Monday, December 12, 2011      14 comments

One of the reasons it did make me laugh so hard is that it would be something my DH would say....... Husband talking......... I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for ... Read more

Save More Money On Groceries

Sunday, December 11, 2011      6 comments

1. GET ORGANIZED: Don't cram coupons into an envelope---you'll be much less likely to use them. Instead, label a binder or an accordion file by supermarket section---dairy, canned foods, produce, etc.---and stow the coupons you've clipped fro... Read more

Police Warning

Saturday, December 10, 2011      11 comments

It is supposed to be the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, and, for the most part, it is. But the Holidays also seem to bring out the worst in some people and we really have to be aware of our surroundings. This is the new thing these days ... Read more

Home Remedies That Work: Number 10 Cranberries

Friday, December 09, 2011      6 comments

CRANBERRIES If you're prone to bladder infections, drinking cranberry juice daily won't cure them, but it can help prevent them, say the urologic disease experts at NIH. Just be careful if you are taking blood-thinning medication like ... Read more

Home Remedies That Work: Number 9 Milk Of Magnesia

Thursday, December 08, 2011      5 comments

MILK OF MAGNESIA Dabbing this milky liquid on canker sores---small ulcers that typically appear inside the mouth---can temporarily soothe their pain. Milk of Magnesia won't heal the sores, but it does give relief from the symptoms. Expert... Read more

Home Remedies That Work: Number 8 Water

Wednesday, December 07, 2011      6 comments

WATER Daily gargling with plain tap water can help cut the number of colds and respiratory infections you get, as well as relieve symptoms if you're already sick. A 2010 study of nearly 400 healthy volunteers ages 18 to 65 in Japan fou... Read more

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