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Going Back In Time.......
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sli... Read more
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a... Read more
Three men were hiking through a forest......
When they came upon a large, raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
God ga... Read more
Thank You For Your Time
I Love This Story!!!!!
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.
Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an ol... Read more
Where Is The Post Office?
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this... Read more
Think About This!!! It Is 100% True.......
YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT, BUT IT'S 100% TRUE.
1. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
2. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't know you.
3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you befo... Read more
Top 5 Vitamins That Protect Against Cancer
The best way to beat cancer naturally is to adopt a lifestyle to prevent it. Healthy, nutrient-rich food is an essential part of any anti-cancer plan. Here are the top 5 vitamins that help protect against cancer.
1. Beta carotene
This ... Read more
What Did You Say?????
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in... Read more
Grandma's Birth Control Pills
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking th... Read more
Smile For The Day
I told my friend...........
This morning I waded across a raging river,
escaped from a bear in the woods,
marched up and down a mountain,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand, and climbed up a cactus tree!!!
... Read more
Two Different Doctors
TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S OFFICES..........
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a knee replacement.
THE FIRST patient is examined within the hour, ... Read more
My Dad Passed Away 11 Years Ago, But I Just Know That He Wrote This.......
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.......
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arth... Read more
Messages From The YaYa Sisters
Do you remember the book and movie, SECRETS OF THE YAYA SISTERHOOD? The following are messages from the sisters.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours t... Read more
You Go, Girl!!!
He said to me.....Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him.....That's a good idea.....you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and veg!
He said to me.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I g... Read more
I Read This Everyday!!!
I know that you have probably read this before but I think that it is so worth reading, that I do so everyday!!!!! It is sad that it takes illness to make us realize how important each day is. What Erma has written is for all of us to realize ... Read more
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