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It Is Good To Be A Woman

Monday, September 12, 2011      8 comments

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make co... Read more

7 Tips For Eating To Look Younger That Actually Work

Sunday, September 11, 2011      11 comments

By Sara Novak, Planet Green The day I turned 25 years old I headed straight to the store and bought loads of different ultra pricey skin creams. I was sure this would keep me wrinkle-free. By 30 my tone had changed. I began to realize th... Read more

ENJOY!!!

Saturday, September 10, 2011      9 comments

As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend...... I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whos... Read more

Going Back In Time.......

Friday, September 09, 2011      5 comments

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Sli... Read more

The Haircut

Thursday, September 08, 2011      9 comments

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a... Read more

Three Men.......

Wednesday, September 07, 2011      14 comments

Three men were hiking through a forest...... When they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." POOF!!! God ga... Read more

Thank You For Your Time

Tuesday, September 06, 2011      12 comments

I Love This Story!!!!! A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an ol... Read more

Where Is The Post Office?

Monday, September 05, 2011      8 comments

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this... Read more

Think About This!!! It Is 100% True.......

Sunday, September 04, 2011      9 comments

YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT, BUT IT'S 100% TRUE. 1. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 2. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't know you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you befo... Read more

Top 5 Vitamins That Protect Against Cancer

Saturday, September 03, 2011      9 comments

The best way to beat cancer naturally is to adopt a lifestyle to prevent it. Healthy, nutrient-rich food is an essential part of any anti-cancer plan. Here are the top 5 vitamins that help protect against cancer. 1. Beta carotene This ... Read more

What Did You Say?????

Friday, September 02, 2011      7 comments

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in... Read more

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Thursday, September 01, 2011      9 comments

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking th... Read more

Smile For The Day

Wednesday, August 31, 2011      8 comments

I told my friend........... This morning I waded across a raging river, escaped from a bear in the woods, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and climbed up a cactus tree!!! ... Read more

Two Different Doctors

Tuesday, August 30, 2011      10 comments

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S OFFICES.......... Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a knee replacement. THE FIRST patient is examined within the hour, ... Read more

My Dad Passed Away 11 Years Ago, But I Just Know That He Wrote This.......

Monday, August 29, 2011      14 comments

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool....... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arth... Read more


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