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I Love This!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011      5 comments

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy... Read more

Grandma's Boyfriend

Monday, June 20, 2011      11 comments

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma repl... Read more

Thank You Spark Friends........

Sunday, June 19, 2011      4 comments

What a wonderful and compassionate group of people you are!!!!! I received so many promises of prayers and good wishes for Renee!!!! I couldn't believe the response and it is so heart-warming. I find myself praying for her many times per day ... Read more

I Am Asking You For Prayers.......

Saturday, June 18, 2011      33 comments

Last night we received some devastating news! My son's best friend found out yesterday that she has a very aggressive form of brain cancer. She is only 38 years old and has two young children and a husband who is also 38. She is a wonderful y... Read more

My Living Will

Friday, June 17, 2011      7 comments

I, Patriciaann46,being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their li... Read more

8 More Things A Burglar Won't Tell You

Thursday, June 16, 2011      4 comments

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook. 2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors. 3. I'll break a window to get in,... Read more

Thirteen Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You:

Wednesday, June 15, 2011      9 comments

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While ... Read more

Protection For You And Your Home

Tuesday, June 14, 2011      4 comments

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If yo... Read more

Perfectly Logical To All Males

Monday, June 13, 2011      6 comments

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons... Read more

Golf (With a Twist)

Sunday, June 12, 2011      3 comments

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she kne... Read more

What I Want In A Man.......

Saturday, June 11, 2011      7 comments

What I Want In A Man: Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses With Style 8. Appreciates Finer Things 9. Full Of Thoughtful Surprises ... Read more


Friday, June 10, 2011      3 comments

Laughter truly is the best medicine. And, now science proves some of its many benefits. Here are seven reasons to laugh longer, harder, and more often: 1. In a recent study published in Geriatrics and Gerontology International, researche... Read more

Mid-Life Crisis......

Thursday, June 09, 2011      7 comments

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with ... Read more

"Retarded" Grandparents

Wednesday, June 08, 2011      7 comments

Written by a Third Grader, on what his Grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and... Read more

Moral For Today

Tuesday, June 07, 2011      4 comments

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it t... Read more

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