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Perfectly Logical To All Males

Monday, June 13, 2011      6 comments

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons... Read more

Golf (With a Twist)

Sunday, June 12, 2011      3 comments

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she kne... Read more

What I Want In A Man.......

Saturday, June 11, 2011      7 comments

What I Want In A Man: Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses With Style 8. Appreciates Finer Things 9. Full Of Thoughtful Surprises ... Read more

LAUGHTER.......

Friday, June 10, 2011      3 comments

Laughter truly is the best medicine. And, now science proves some of its many benefits. Here are seven reasons to laugh longer, harder, and more often: 1. In a recent study published in Geriatrics and Gerontology International, researche... Read more

Mid-Life Crisis......

Thursday, June 09, 2011      7 comments

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with ... Read more

"Retarded" Grandparents

Wednesday, June 08, 2011      7 comments

Written by a Third Grader, on what his Grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and... Read more

Moral For Today

Tuesday, June 07, 2011      4 comments

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it t... Read more

Elizabeth's First Dance Recital.......

Monday, June 06, 2011      7 comments

Elizabeth is our 4 year-old Grand-daughter. She has been going to a Beginner's Ballet Class for the past few months. The class consists of 5 girls and 2 boys and the girls are all 4 or 5 years of age. The oldest boy is 6 and is the son of the... Read more

Lisa Beamer

Sunday, June 05, 2011      5 comments

Lisa Beamer on Good Morning America---If you remember, she's the wife of Todd Beamer who said, "Let's Roll!" and helped take down the plane over Pennsylvania that was heading for Washington DC back on 9/11. She said it's the little things t... Read more

Just My Luck!!!!!

Saturday, June 04, 2011      6 comments

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first ... Read more

Advice From A Retired Husband.......

Friday, June 03, 2011      13 comments

My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol Anne. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the heal... Read more

Ralph and Edna

Thursday, June 02, 2011      8 comments

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph... Read more

Advice To An Old Guy........

Wednesday, June 01, 2011      5 comments

What is it about guys????? No matter what age they are, they still seem to think they are God's Gift To Women????? I think that is why I absolutely LOVE the following. My husband didn't think it was HALF as funny as I did....... An old g... Read more

Flying

Tuesday, May 31, 2011      4 comments

A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a ne... Read more

Today's Color Alert:

Monday, May 30, 2011      7 comments

Red White Blue In Memory of ALL who have SACRIFICED.... Read more


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