8 More Things A Burglar Won't Tell You
1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
3. I'll break a window to get in,... Read more
Thirteen Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You:
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While ... Read more
Protection For You And Your Home
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If yo... Read more
Perfectly Logical To All Males
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons... Read more
Golf (With a Twist)
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she kne... Read more
What I Want In A Man.......
What I Want In A Man: Original List
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses With Style
8. Appreciates Finer Things
9. Full Of Thoughtful Surprises
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Laughter truly is the best medicine. And, now science proves some of its many benefits. Here are seven reasons to laugh longer, harder, and more often:
1. In a recent study published in Geriatrics and Gerontology International, researche... Read more
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with ... Read more
Written by a Third Grader, on what his Grandparents do.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and... Read more
Moral For Today
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it t... Read more
Elizabeth's First Dance Recital.......
Elizabeth is our 4 year-old Grand-daughter. She has been going to a Beginner's Ballet Class for the past few months. The class consists of 5 girls and 2 boys and the girls are all 4 or 5 years of age. The oldest boy is 6 and is the son of the... Read more
Lisa Beamer on Good Morning America---If you remember, she's the wife of Todd Beamer who said, "Let's Roll!" and helped take down the plane over Pennsylvania that was heading for Washington DC back on 9/11.
She said it's the little things t... Read more
Just My Luck!!!!!
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first ... Read more
Advice From A Retired Husband.......
My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol Anne. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the heal... Read more
Ralph and Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph... Read more
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