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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma repl... Read more
Thank You Spark Friends........
What a wonderful and compassionate group of people you are!!!!! I received so many promises of prayers and good wishes for Renee!!!! I couldn't believe the response and it is so heart-warming. I find myself praying for her many times per day ... Read more
I Am Asking You For Prayers.......
Last night we received some devastating news! My son's best friend found out yesterday that she has a very aggressive form of brain cancer. She is only 38 years old and has two young children and a husband who is also 38. She is a wonderful y... Read more
My Living Will
I, Patriciaann46,being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their li... Read more
8 More Things A Burglar Won't Tell You
1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
3. I'll break a window to get in,... Read more
Thirteen Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You:
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While ... Read more
Protection For You And Your Home
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If yo... Read more
Perfectly Logical To All Males
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons... Read more
Golf (With a Twist)
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she kne... Read more
What I Want In A Man.......
What I Want In A Man: Original List
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses With Style
8. Appreciates Finer Things
9. Full Of Thoughtful Surprises
... Read more
Laughter truly is the best medicine. And, now science proves some of its many benefits. Here are seven reasons to laugh longer, harder, and more often:
1. In a recent study published in Geriatrics and Gerontology International, researche... Read more
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with ... Read more
Written by a Third Grader, on what his Grandparents do.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and... Read more
Moral For Today
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it t... Read more
Elizabeth's First Dance Recital.......
Elizabeth is our 4 year-old Grand-daughter. She has been going to a Beginner's Ballet Class for the past few months. The class consists of 5 girls and 2 boys and the girls are all 4 or 5 years of age. The oldest boy is 6 and is the son of the... Read more
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