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Advice From A Retired Husband.......

Friday, June 03, 2011      13 comments

My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol Anne. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the heal... Read more

Ralph and Edna

Thursday, June 02, 2011      8 comments

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph... Read more

Advice To An Old Guy........

Wednesday, June 01, 2011      5 comments

What is it about guys????? No matter what age they are, they still seem to think they are God's Gift To Women????? I think that is why I absolutely LOVE the following. My husband didn't think it was HALF as funny as I did....... An old g... Read more


Tuesday, May 31, 2011      4 comments

A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a ne... Read more

Today's Color Alert:

Monday, May 30, 2011      7 comments

Red White Blue In Memory of ALL who have SACRIFICED.... Read more

It Is The Veteran.........

Sunday, May 29, 2011      5 comments

It is the Veteran, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the ... Read more

Memorial Day

Saturday, May 28, 2011      6 comments

Thanksgiving is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have. Memorial Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.... Read more


Friday, May 27, 2011      4 comments

A VETERAN is someone who, at one point in His/Her life, wrote a blank check made payable to the United States of America for any amount, up to and including His/Her LIFE. Remember............ Read more

My Worst Mental Block!!!

Thursday, May 26, 2011      7 comments

My worst mental block is drinking enough water. I DON'T!!! And.......I know that I should and AM working on it. What Water Does In Our Bodies: 1. Regulates body temperature 2. Composes 75% of our brain 3. Helps carry nutrients an... Read more

"Seven Wonders Of The World"

Wednesday, May 25, 2011      5 comments

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders Of The World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyo... Read more


Tuesday, May 24, 2011      12 comments

CAR AIR-CONDITIONING---VERY IMPORTANT!!! My car book says to roll down the windows to let out all the hot air before turning on A/C. WHY? Car A/C-----No wonder more folks are dying from cancer than ever before. We wonder where this s... Read more

Seniors Texting Code

Monday, May 23, 2011      5 comments

ATD-----At The Doctor. BFF-----Best Friend Fell. BTW-----Bring The Wheelchair. BYOT-----Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW-----Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL-----Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA-----Got Heartburn Again. ... Read more

More Church Humor

Sunday, May 22, 2011      10 comments

The Usher An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please." she answered.... Read more


Saturday, May 21, 2011      6 comments

When I was younger, I weighed a few pounds less. I didn't need to hold in my stomach when I wore a tight dress. But now that I am older, my body has liberated itself. There is a sense of "elastic comfort" where my waistline used to be. ... Read more

Senior Dating

Friday, May 20, 2011      9 comments

Dee and Angie, two "Senior" widows, are talking. Dee: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Angie: "Well, I'l... Read more

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