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Flying
Tuesday, May 31, 2011      4 comments

A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a ne... Read more
Today's Color Alert:
Monday, May 30, 2011      7 comments

Red White Blue In Memory of ALL who have SACRIFICED.... Read more
It Is The Veteran.........
Sunday, May 29, 2011      5 comments

It is the Veteran, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the ... Read more
Memorial Day
Saturday, May 28, 2011      6 comments

Thanksgiving is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have. Memorial Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.... Read more
Veterans
Friday, May 27, 2011      4 comments

A VETERAN is someone who, at one point in His/Her life, wrote a blank check made payable to the United States of America for any amount, up to and including His/Her LIFE. Remember............ Read more
My Worst Mental Block!!!
Thursday, May 26, 2011      7 comments

My worst mental block is drinking enough water. I DON'T!!! And.......I know that I should and AM working on it. What Water Does In Our Bodies: 1. Regulates body temperature 2. Composes 75% of our brain 3. Helps carry nutrients an... Read more
"Seven Wonders Of The World"
Wednesday, May 25, 2011      5 comments

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders Of The World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyo... Read more
WARNING!!!!!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011      12 comments

CAR AIR-CONDITIONING---VERY IMPORTANT!!! My car book says to roll down the windows to let out all the hot air before turning on A/C. WHY? Car A/C-----No wonder more folks are dying from cancer than ever before. We wonder where this s... Read more
Seniors Texting Code
Monday, May 23, 2011      5 comments

ATD-----At The Doctor. BFF-----Best Friend Fell. BTW-----Bring The Wheelchair. BYOT-----Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW-----Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL-----Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA-----Got Heartburn Again. ... Read more
More Church Humor
Sunday, May 22, 2011      10 comments

The Usher An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please." she answered.... Read more
Smile
Saturday, May 21, 2011      6 comments

When I was younger, I weighed a few pounds less. I didn't need to hold in my stomach when I wore a tight dress. But now that I am older, my body has liberated itself. There is a sense of "elastic comfort" where my waistline used to be. ... Read more
Senior Dating
Friday, May 20, 2011      9 comments

Dee and Angie, two "Senior" widows, are talking. Dee: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Angie: "Well, I'l... Read more
Dear Abby
Thursday, May 19, 2011      11 comments

Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer the following letters: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women ... Read more
Bank Account
Wednesday, May 18, 2011      12 comments

A 92 year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 year... Read more
OMG...........I Cried, I Was Laughing So Hard!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011      22 comments

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal: The Epilady, Scissors, Razors, Nair, and now........the Wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kid... Read more

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