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Grandmas Don't Know Everything
Saturday, May 14, 2011      13 comments

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and on... Read more
PIGS..............(I Love This)
Friday, May 13, 2011      12 comments

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything ... Read more
A Short Love Story......
Thursday, May 12, 2011      14 comments

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both... Read more
The Positive Side Of Life
Wednesday, May 11, 2011      7 comments

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. ... Read more
If My Body Was A Car
Tuesday, May 10, 2011      9 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...... But that's not the worst of it. My headl... Read more
Chapstick
Monday, May 09, 2011      9 comments

There's a reason you hide personal items from small children instead of sharing them.....LOL!!! Chapstick We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around an... Read more
My Best Mother's Day Ever........
Sunday, May 08, 2011      8 comments

I love to be invited out to eat!!!!! My career was teaching Family and Consumer Education. One of the classes I taught was Nutrition and Food Preparation. But........I have to admit that I have NEVER really been crazy about cooking. I like t... Read more
Take A Day And Just Play..........
Saturday, May 07, 2011      9 comments

My oldest son and his wife went to a wedding today and asked my husband and I to keep their almost-4 year old daughter with us for the day and over-night. It is 8:46 PM and I am ready for bed!!! But it is a good tired. We started out the day ... Read more
Where Do Red-Headed Babies Come From?
Friday, May 06, 2011      9 comments

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!!" "Nonsense," the doctor... Read more
To Those Who Rain On Your Parade.......
Thursday, May 05, 2011      18 comments

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade...... So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable!!! A woman was at her h... Read more
Jane and Arlene
Wednesday, May 04, 2011      9 comments

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the heck is that? Jane... Read more
The Cleaning Poem For Spring!!!
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      10 comments

This explains a lot for me. No wonder, I can't ever get caught up with my Spring cleaning......(or any other time of the year for that matter). THE CLEANING POEM I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if... Read more
The Arrogance Of Authority
Monday, May 02, 2011      7 comments

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he point... Read more
A Recent Study
Sunday, May 01, 2011      4 comments

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!!!... Read more
Nuns At A Yankee Game!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2011      9 comments

Three Nuns were attending a Yankee Baseball Game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the Nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to anoth... Read more

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