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The Preacher And The Lawn Mower......
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      12 comments

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle." said the little... Read more
My Living Will........
Monday, April 25, 2011      11 comments

A friend sent this to me today, and even though I have read it before, it still makes me laugh..........maybe because I can see my own kids doing the very same thing!!! Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to... Read more
Happy Easter......
Sunday, April 24, 2011      6 comments

A Lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" To which the lady replied, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit sai... Read more
All I Need To Know I Learned From The Easter Bunny!
Saturday, April 23, 2011      5 comments

Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute tail attracts a lot of attention. Everyone is entitled to ... Read more
How To Stop Church Gossip.........
Friday, April 22, 2011      8 comments

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their ... Read more
Why I Still Call Him Honey........
Thursday, April 21, 2011      41 comments

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The coup... Read more
The Easter Bunny Is Dead!!!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011      15 comments

This is old, but it still makes me smile and I hope that it will you too. A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps rig... Read more
What To Do If Your Child Is A Picky Eater......
Tuesday, April 19, 2011      3 comments

It's not uncommon for kids to be picky eaters. If your child only wants to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, for instance, these ideas may help you avoid mealtime tension: * Remember it takes time for kids to accept new tastes and t... Read more
Pressure Perfect
Monday, April 18, 2011      8 comments

Six things that can help lower your blood pressure without medication: 1. Aim for at least 30 minutes of daily physical activity. Regular aerobic activity can help reduce mildly elevated blood pressure 5 to 10 points. 2. Eat plenty ... Read more
Simple Substitutes For A Healthier Diet
Sunday, April 17, 2011      5 comments

Eating right is often easier said than done. Here are five healthy substitutions to try: 1. Make things whole. Switching to the wholegrain foods (bread, pasta, etc.) cuts down on calories and adds fiber, which helps you feel full and... Read more
Activity Advice For Early Spring.........
Saturday, April 16, 2011      5 comments

As we slowly defrost from winter, one way to chip away the ice is to prepare for warmer weather and outdoor activities. You can start by pulling out your outdoor gear, such as bikes, roller blades, helmets, and pads, and making sure they're in... Read more
Old........But Rich!!!
Friday, April 15, 2011      6 comments

O.M.G., I'm Rich!!! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries And....... An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought... Read more
LIGHTEN Up With A Little More Shut-Eye.......
Thursday, April 14, 2011      5 comments

There are many health benefits to getting sleep, but here's one more. According to a recent study in the Annals of Internal Medicine, not getting enough sleep may hamper weight loss efforts. The study showed that overweight adults lost 55% les... Read more
HEAVEN
Wednesday, April 13, 2011      6 comments

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this s... Read more
Egg Essentials
Tuesday, April 12, 2011      6 comments

Making sense of the scrambled information........ One egg has 13 essential nutrients---including protein, choline, folate, iron, and zinc---all for 70 calories. Eggs, with 6 grams of protein each, may help you to feel full longer and stay ... Read more

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