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Why I Am Now Divorced
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out... Read more
I Say This To Myself Every Morning......
May today there be peace within.
May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others.
May you use the gifts that you have receiv... Read more
Maybe because of my age...........this is one of my all-time favorites.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to t... Read more
The Preacher And The Lawn Mower......
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle." said the little... Read more
My Living Will........
A friend sent this to me today, and even though I have read it before, it still makes me laugh..........maybe because I can see my own kids doing the very same thing!!!
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to... Read more
A Lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied:
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit sai... Read more
All I Need To Know I Learned From The Easter Bunny!
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to ... Read more
How To Stop Church Gossip.........
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their ... Read more
Why I Still Call Him Honey........
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The coup... Read more
The Easter Bunny Is Dead!!!
This is old, but it still makes me smile and I hope that it will you too.
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps rig... Read more
What To Do If Your Child Is A Picky Eater......
It's not uncommon for kids to be picky eaters. If your child only wants to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, for instance, these ideas may help you avoid mealtime tension:
* Remember it takes time for kids to accept new tastes and t... Read more
Six things that can help lower your blood pressure without medication:
1. Aim for at least 30 minutes of daily physical activity. Regular aerobic activity can help reduce mildly elevated blood pressure 5 to 10 points.
2. Eat plenty ... Read more
Simple Substitutes For A Healthier Diet
Eating right is often easier said than done.
Here are five healthy substitutions to try:
1. Make things whole. Switching to the wholegrain foods (bread, pasta, etc.) cuts down on calories and adds fiber, which helps you feel full and... Read more
Activity Advice For Early Spring.........
As we slowly defrost from winter, one way to chip away the ice is to prepare for warmer weather and outdoor activities.
You can start by pulling out your outdoor gear, such as bikes, roller blades, helmets, and pads, and making sure they're in... Read more
O.M.G., I'm Rich!!!
Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Ass
Iron in the Arteries
An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
I never thought... Read more
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