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Chapstick
Monday, May 09, 2011      9 comments

There's a reason you hide personal items from small children instead of sharing them.....LOL!!! Chapstick We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around an... Read more
My Best Mother's Day Ever........
Sunday, May 08, 2011      8 comments

I love to be invited out to eat!!!!! My career was teaching Family and Consumer Education. One of the classes I taught was Nutrition and Food Preparation. But........I have to admit that I have NEVER really been crazy about cooking. I like t... Read more
Take A Day And Just Play..........
Saturday, May 07, 2011      9 comments

My oldest son and his wife went to a wedding today and asked my husband and I to keep their almost-4 year old daughter with us for the day and over-night. It is 8:46 PM and I am ready for bed!!! But it is a good tired. We started out the day ... Read more
Where Do Red-Headed Babies Come From?
Friday, May 06, 2011      9 comments

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!!" "Nonsense," the doctor... Read more
To Those Who Rain On Your Parade.......
Thursday, May 05, 2011      18 comments

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade...... So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable!!! A woman was at her h... Read more
Jane and Arlene
Wednesday, May 04, 2011      9 comments

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the heck is that? Jane... Read more
The Cleaning Poem For Spring!!!
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      10 comments

This explains a lot for me. No wonder, I can't ever get caught up with my Spring cleaning......(or any other time of the year for that matter). THE CLEANING POEM I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if... Read more
The Arrogance Of Authority
Monday, May 02, 2011      7 comments

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he point... Read more
A Recent Study
Sunday, May 01, 2011      4 comments

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!!!... Read more
Nuns At A Yankee Game!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2011      9 comments

Three Nuns were attending a Yankee Baseball Game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the Nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to anoth... Read more
Why I Am Now Divorced
Friday, April 29, 2011      19 comments

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out... Read more
I Say This To Myself Every Morning......
Thursday, April 28, 2011      6 comments

May today there be peace within. May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others. May you use the gifts that you have receiv... Read more
FROG
Wednesday, April 27, 2011      9 comments

Maybe because of my age...........this is one of my all-time favorites. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to t... Read more
The Preacher And The Lawn Mower......
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      12 comments

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle." said the little... Read more
My Living Will........
Monday, April 25, 2011      11 comments

A friend sent this to me today, and even though I have read it before, it still makes me laugh..........maybe because I can see my own kids doing the very same thing!!! Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to... Read more

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