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Three Ladies In A Sauna
Monday, March 21, 2011      5 comments

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager... Read more
The 84 Year-Old Bride
Sunday, March 20, 2011      11 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 84 year-old lady because she had just gotten married.....for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her... Read more
Words of Endearment......
Saturday, March 19, 2011      7 comments

A man is sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me.............talking to the beer." I think that my husband wrote this.... Read more
My St. Patrick's Day Birthday Dinner!!!!!
Friday, March 18, 2011      6 comments

I have celebrated my birthday with a friend of mine my entire life. We were born in the same hospital and were even next to each other in the nursery (most of the time.) We went to the same Grade School, Junior High, and High School and even t... Read more
I Am So Lucky!!!!!
Thursday, March 17, 2011      5 comments

Today is my birthday. It is the reason for my name (St. Patrick's Day-Patricia); most people are happy because of the celebrations surrounding St. Patrick's Day; and because it is a special day, most of my friends remember and send me lots of c... Read more
Fable Of The Porcupine
Wednesday, March 16, 2011      6 comments

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest compan... Read more
Cowboy Boots
Tuesday, March 15, 2011      8 comments

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why...... Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on... Read more
This Is My Kind Of Woman!
Monday, March 14, 2011      6 comments

HOW TO BE GRACIOUS......... Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement---not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-o... Read more
I Am Mad At Me!!!
Sunday, March 13, 2011      9 comments

For the past two days, I have had a major sore throat, a headache, a nose that runs constantly, I ache all over, and in general, am feeling very sorry for myself. So what did I do today to make myself feel better???????? I succumbed to a Mocha... Read more
Marriage
Saturday, March 12, 2011      8 comments

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's........ then adopt a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.... Read more
A Chuckle For Friday........
Friday, March 11, 2011      9 comments

I don't know about you, but with all that is going on world-wide and in our nation right now, I need to stop for just a moment and read something that makes me smile. I am from Wisconsin and the news in our state right now couldn't be more dism... Read more
Dogs Understand More Than We Think.......
Thursday, March 10, 2011      5 comments

My cousin sent this to me last night. She has had several dogs over her lifetime and went through a similar circumstance when HER husband passed away. To Animal Doctor Dr. Michael Fox Dear Dr. Fox: I'm writing in response to your r... Read more
Australian Court Docket 12659
Wednesday, March 09, 2011      6 comments

A friend of mine (from Australia) sent me this this morning and I wanted to share the chuckle with you. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another sea... Read more
An Angel Wrote.......
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      8 comments

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someon... Read more
What Is A Calorie?
Monday, March 07, 2011      6 comments

Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!!! MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE DEVILS!!!... Read more

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