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My 4-Hour Phone Call........

Tuesday, March 01, 2011      7 comments

I am not a person who enjoys talking on the phone, but about once a month, I talk for a minimum of 4 hours to a friend from Arizona. We have been friends since we were about 3 years old. We went all through school together and even lived acros... Read more

I Think I May Be Onto Something..........

Monday, February 28, 2011      6 comments

I have been trying to mix things up lately to reach my goals in various ways that might work for me. As I have mentioned in an earlier blog, my internet service is extremely slow, but there isn't an affordable change on the horizon, so instead ... Read more

Planting A Garden In The Snow..........

Sunday, February 27, 2011      9 comments

It snowed all day yesterday and there were still some flurries today. It is beautiful, but I am really beginning to long for Spring. When the weather is nice I want to be outside. Today wasn't a great day to be outside so I decided that I wou... Read more

Maxine on Forgetfulness.........

Saturday, February 26, 2011      6 comments

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, REALLY LOUD, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I fini... Read more

Inner Peace..........

Friday, February 25, 2011      7 comments

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If ... Read more

Maxine Is Tired Of Winter!!!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011      6 comments

Maxine......... "I'm snowed in!!! Nothing a little salt can't handle........especially around the rim of a Margarita glass." "Those extra holiday pounds come in handy when you're sliding down the driveway on your butt!!!"... Read more

When Did The Emphasis On Weight Begin In YOUR Life?

Wednesday, February 23, 2011      2 comments

The very first time that I remember "MY WEIGHT" being an issue happened when I was 9 years old. My teacher called my Mom and told her that she thought that I was "Way Too Thin" for my age. My Mom was so concerned, that she made an appointment ... Read more

54 Year Old Woman.......Priceless!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011      11 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience........... Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 ... Read more

Baby's First Doctor Visit

Monday, February 21, 2011      7 comments

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed ... Read more

Sunday Funnies.......

Sunday, February 20, 2011      7 comments

These are oldies but still gave me a laugh. Hope you like them too. I think we all need a little lightness. The Best Smart A_ _ Answers of the Year!!! 6. It was mealtime during an airline flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight... Read more

Embarrassing Medical Exams

Thursday, February 17, 2011      15 comments

1. A man comes into the ER and yells......."My wife's going to have her baby in the cab." I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cab... Read more

Staples To Have On Hand.......

Wednesday, February 16, 2011      5 comments

1. Frozen Vegetables: Have your favorites on hand in as many colors as possible. 2. Fat-Free Soup Broth: This can be vegetable, chicken or beef broth. 3. Dried Whole-Wheat Pasta: Whole-Wheat Pasta has more fiber so a smaller serv... Read more

Did YOU Know This?!?!?!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011      6 comments

This is also from Dr. Oz. A SERIOUS NOTE ABOUT HEART ATTACKS: HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw. You may never hav... Read more

The Powerhouse Fruits.........Dr. Oz

Monday, February 14, 2011      4 comments

KIWI: Tiny but mighty, and a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E and fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange! An APPLE a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxid... Read more

Dr. Oz On Eating Fruit.......

Sunday, February 13, 2011      12 comments

We all think eating fruit means just buying fruit, cutting it up and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy. It's important to know HOW and WHEN to eat fruit. What's the correct way to eat fruit? It means NOT eating fruit AFTER a m... Read more

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