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What Is A Calorie?

Monday, March 07, 2011      6 comments

Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!!! MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE DEVILS!!!... Read more

A Yummy But Low-Cal Brunch

Sunday, March 06, 2011      5 comments

My oldest son's inlaws are here from Minnesota and I had everyone here for Brunch this morning. I decided to have Frittatas and used the Spark People Recipe: GARDEN VEGETABLE FRITTATA. It is filled with so many good veggies including aspa... Read more

My One Day Of Employment

Saturday, March 05, 2011      8 comments

Maxine's one day as a Wal-Mart greeter! Thought you might need a laugh! So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day..... After two hours into my first day on the job a very ... Read more

Why Grandmas Are Smart

Friday, March 04, 2011      9 comments

I was out walking with my grand-daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my grand-daughter asked. "Because it's been ... Read more

Is There A Sign On My Forehead???????

Thursday, March 03, 2011      11 comments

I think that this happens to women more than men but I could be wrong. I know that it happens to me a lot more than it has ever happened to my husband. I am in a store (or anywhere for that matter) and someone comes right up to me and asks me ... Read more

Finally.........Someone Explained This!!!

Wednesday, March 02, 2011      16 comments

At last I know why I've got fat hips! When taking a shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself. Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle............ "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." What a shock!!! No wonder... Read more

My 4-Hour Phone Call........

Tuesday, March 01, 2011      7 comments

I am not a person who enjoys talking on the phone, but about once a month, I talk for a minimum of 4 hours to a friend from Arizona. We have been friends since we were about 3 years old. We went all through school together and even lived acros... Read more

I Think I May Be Onto Something..........

Monday, February 28, 2011      6 comments

I have been trying to mix things up lately to reach my goals in various ways that might work for me. As I have mentioned in an earlier blog, my internet service is extremely slow, but there isn't an affordable change on the horizon, so instead ... Read more

Planting A Garden In The Snow..........

Sunday, February 27, 2011      9 comments

It snowed all day yesterday and there were still some flurries today. It is beautiful, but I am really beginning to long for Spring. When the weather is nice I want to be outside. Today wasn't a great day to be outside so I decided that I wou... Read more

Maxine on Forgetfulness.........

Saturday, February 26, 2011      6 comments

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, REALLY LOUD, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I fini... Read more

Inner Peace..........

Friday, February 25, 2011      7 comments

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If ... Read more

Maxine Is Tired Of Winter!!!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011      6 comments

Maxine......... "I'm snowed in!!! Nothing a little salt can't handle........especially around the rim of a Margarita glass." "Those extra holiday pounds come in handy when you're sliding down the driveway on your butt!!!"... Read more

When Did The Emphasis On Weight Begin In YOUR Life?

Wednesday, February 23, 2011      2 comments

The very first time that I remember "MY WEIGHT" being an issue happened when I was 9 years old. My teacher called my Mom and told her that she thought that I was "Way Too Thin" for my age. My Mom was so concerned, that she made an appointment ... Read more

54 Year Old Woman.......Priceless!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011      11 comments

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience........... Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 ... Read more

Baby's First Doctor Visit

Monday, February 21, 2011      7 comments

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed ... Read more


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