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WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS
Sunday, October 31, 2010      9 comments

A little lightness for your day........ 1. So many men, so few who can afford me. 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. 4. My mother is a travel agent fo... Read more
GOSH, I'M RICH!!!
Saturday, October 30, 2010      9 comments

Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Rare Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood. Lead in the A_ _ Iron in the Arteries AND An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.... Read more
No Joke
Friday, October 29, 2010      6 comments

Please Read......This Is No Joke. This is from the Greenwich, CT. Police Dept. County Sheriff's Department Alert FYI Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. I did not sto... Read more
New Stroke Sign---Very Important!!!
Thursday, October 28, 2010      12 comments

They now have a Fourth Indicator, the TONGUE. STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters......S. T. R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a barbeque, a friend stumbled and took a little fall---she assured everyone that she was fine (they ... Read more
Two For The Price Of One.......
Wednesday, October 27, 2010      9 comments

Yesterday afternoon I cut up Sweet Potatoes, Carrots, Potatoes, Onions, Acorn Squash, Red Peppers, Yellow Peppers, Orange Peppers, and Rutabaga. I sprayed the bottom of a roasting pan with Olive Oil and put all of the vegetables in. I then spr... Read more
PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010      17 comments

I have received several emails over the past few years warning of boiling water in a microwave. The warnings included the fact that the water could boil over the top of the container and in some cases, if the container was glass; of actual brea... Read more
PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010      2 comments

I have received several emails over the past few years warning of boiling water in a microwave. The warnings included the fact that the water could boil over the top of the container and in some cases, if the container was glass; of actual brea... Read more
Eat Lots Of Raw Foods.......
Monday, October 25, 2010      6 comments

The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye.....And YES, science shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes. A tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All... Read more
Senior Halloween.......
Sunday, October 24, 2010      9 comments

Our oldest son loves humor at our expense. He sent this to us this morning and took great delight in telling us that he couldn't help but think that we could have been the models for several of the following situations......... You Know Yo... Read more
A Happy Woman
Saturday, October 23, 2010      9 comments

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continu... Read more
The Palm Of My Hand.......
Friday, October 22, 2010      4 comments

I had a new experience today.........Now, for those of you who live in or near large cities and do most of your doctoring there, this may be nothing new. I live in a woods and do most of my doctoring in a small city about 18 miles away and to m... Read more
Halloween Is Coming!!!
Thursday, October 21, 2010      7 comments

BOO A man is walking home alone late one foggy night........... when behind him he hears: Bump... Bump... Bump... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way dow... Read more
Paraprosdokian Sentences
Wednesday, October 20, 2010      8 comments

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dram... Read more
You Have To Love Marriage!!!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010      15 comments

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is. The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all ... Read more
Are You A GrownUp?????
Monday, October 18, 2010      11 comments

A little lightness for a Monday....... 25 Ways To Tell If You"re Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the... Read more

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