Doctor To Patient's Wife:
Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious ... Read more
Your Mental Fitness Evaluation.....Only Four Easy Test Questions!!!
Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation:
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing okay, if you get none right you better go for c... Read more
We had our first Winter Snow Storm of any significance today. The majority of schools in our area were closed and the closing announcements actually came last night. That is how sure the weather people were of the severity of the storm. When ... Read more
My husband and I took my 91 year old Mom to an oral surgeon for a consultation before her upcoming surgery. Her appointment was at 10 A.M. We arrived at 9:45, filled out the required forms and then sat in the waiting room until about 10:45. W... Read more
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening wh... Read more
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.
She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. ... Read more
The 60th High School Reunion..........Be careful when you ask a question!!!
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the pas... Read more
Hope this touches you the way it touched me..........
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore, she kept staring at him.
She... Read more
This is old, but it still makes me smile so I thought I would share it with you.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If y... Read more
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. J... Read more