Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing ... Read more
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston in a relatively short period last Fall, and there was concern they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of a... Read more
While the Priest was presenting a children's sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a con... Read more
A contestant, Sally, on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau.
If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. ... Read more
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the Nuns took the glass... Read more
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
Tina turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.
JLo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32.
Relax. Your boyfriend is not born yet.