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Do You Remember Dear Abby?????

Tuesday, February 09, 2016      14 comments

If you don't, she had a column in the newspaper that answered personal questions from readers. It was kind of like a talk show on paper. If you do remember her, these are an example of actual questions that she was at a loss to answer. ... Read more

This Made Me Smile..........

Monday, February 08, 2016      13 comments

I wonder if other dogs think Poodles are members of a weird religious cult....... Rita Rudner emoticon... Read more

About Dogs and People

Sunday, February 07, 2016      13 comments

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers emoticon ... Read more

How To Prevent Sagging

Saturday, February 06, 2016      20 comments

Know how to prevent sagging????? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. Of course I am just kidding.............it still made me laugh though. emoticonRead more

Now I KNOW I'm Old!!!!!

Friday, February 05, 2016      22 comments

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friends, is the sad definition of "OLD"!!!!! Read more

What Did The Doctor Say?

Thursday, February 04, 2016      17 comments

Doctor To Patient's Wife: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious ... Read more

Retiree IQ Test

Wednesday, February 03, 2016      15 comments

Your Mental Fitness Evaluation.....Only Four Easy Test Questions!!! Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation: This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing okay, if you get none right you better go for c... Read more

What A Day!!!!!

Tuesday, February 02, 2016      16 comments

We had our first Winter Snow Storm of any significance today. The majority of schools in our area were closed and the closing announcements actually came last night. That is how sure the weather people were of the severity of the storm. When ... Read more

A Pleasant Surprise

Monday, February 01, 2016      16 comments

My husband and I took my 91 year old Mom to an oral surgeon for a consultation before her upcoming surgery. Her appointment was at 10 A.M. We arrived at 9:45, filled out the required forms and then sat in the waiting room until about 10:45. W... Read more

Don't Try To Fool Mama!!!

Sunday, January 31, 2016      15 comments

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening wh... Read more

Phone Ettiquette

Saturday, January 30, 2016      11 comments

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone. She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. ... Read more

Danger Of Attending A Class Reunion At Our Age!!!

Friday, January 29, 2016      13 comments

The 60th High School Reunion..........Be careful when you ask a question!!! He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the pas... Read more

Goodbye Mom

Thursday, January 28, 2016      18 comments

Hope this touches you the way it touched me.......... Goodbye Mom A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She... Read more

Smile For The Day---Amazing Facts

Wednesday, January 27, 2016      15 comments

This is old, but it still makes me smile so I thought I would share it with you. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If y... Read more

Guilty As Charged............

Tuesday, January 26, 2016      6 comments

Another Maxine favorite: I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older............... YOUNGER!!!!!... Read more


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