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Missed me, misssed me. Now you have to kiss me.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010      3 comments

Okay, you dont have to kiss me if you dont want to. (but I AM single). They say rehab never takes the first time. Your head is not in the right place. You are doing it for the wrong reasons. All you want to do is get your 28 days in and go... Read more

All out of bubblegum

Wednesday, March 31, 2010      8 comments

It has been more than three months since my last blog. So I felt like I really had to come out with something awesome so you would see past my neglect and stand transfixed at my wit and brillance. This will have to do instead. Let me expali... Read more


Thursday, December 10, 2009      5 comments

When I joined Spark People I decided that goal-setting was going to be an important part of gearing up for this healthy life style. I thought of a few date-specific goals and posted them on my page for everyone to see. It went a little something... Read more

Spark People, a love story

Wednesday, December 02, 2009      14 comments

So much has changed for me since joining Spark People back in October. In addition to losing near twenty pounds I have over-hauled my entire life. Of course that means drinking water and working out and tracking my food. Those are all good tools... Read more

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit

Friday, November 06, 2009      25 comments

Note: The names are changed to protect the not-so-innocent. I am sure you can crack my secret code. Another sleepless night. I wasn't actually hungry but I found myself wanting to go to a chain hamburger place that rhymes with Schmack Schmo... Read more

When self-esteem goes wrong

Monday, November 02, 2009      12 comments

In order to help me stay on track I let my closet friends know that I am going to pay better attention to what I eat and begin exercising as well. The reaction suprised and bothered me. Ovewhelmingly I head some version of "I dont know why you ... Read more

In the beginning ....

Thursday, October 22, 2009      8 comments

Disclaimer: I have no concept of when to stop one paragraph and start a new one. Sorry. Also, I have a potty-mouth, but use my asterisks and spelling creatively. This is my big, brutally honest, gut-wrenching confession blog. Okay, so it wo... Read more

I am stunningly and appalingly full of sh*t

Wednesday, October 21, 2009      18 comments

I stopped myself before I did a bad thing. I was going to lie on SP. LIE! It is ridiculous. This a place for me to monitor and track and find inspiraton. I am not being graded. It isnt as though I am going to get kicked out if I write 'Fish st... Read more

Why I am here

Sunday, October 18, 2009      8 comments

Yesterday, was my mother's birthday. My mom has been big my entire life and now, at the age of 57, she receives disability because is too heavy to work. I went to visit her with some flowers and a few small gifts. If was difficult for me to watc... Read more