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Update on MIL....briefly
Tuesday, March 06, 2012      22 comments

Got to see her doc yesterday and he is so pleased with her progress that this Friday or early next week seems a good possibility to transfer her to Teddington Hospital for rehab and physio- profided a bed is available of course. She had som... Read more
How to wash a cat!
Monday, March 05, 2012      16 comments

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the l... Read more
Work that core baby
Sunday, March 04, 2012      10 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=
jzxcxMzFRi0&feature=related ... Read more
Judas Asparagus
Sunday, March 04, 2012      13 comments

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what was written: The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, a... Read more
water on Mars! It'll astound you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012      9 comments

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Very Adult Riddles
Friday, March 02, 2012      9 comments

Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling ... Read more
SMARTY PANTS TEST
Friday, March 02, 2012      5 comments

When it says you only have 8 seconds to answer the question, they aren't kidding ! . Re-taking the test mixes up the questions so you can't gain anything there. This is VERY FAST , so be prepared. You only have 8 seconds for... Read more
Apple picking time.-- Can you catch 50 apples?
Thursday, March 01, 2012      13 comments

This is a good one for eye hand co-ordination. Have Fun. There are 100 apples to catch in the basket. Can you get 50% in the pail? THIS ONE WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS!! www.ferryhalim.com/orisi
nal/g2/applega... Read more
A really positive couple of days
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      21 comments

MIL was a little dejected yesterday when we arrived having been placed in the chair for a while during the morning; she was feeling the cold and said she couldn’t get the attention of the nurses for sometime. I have a feeling they are REALLY bus... Read more
Welsh Asda Complaint
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      13 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=
QNZOy-xI-SA PRICELESS!... Read more
Pope vs Rabbi
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      15 comments

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all of the Jews in Italy had to convert to Catholicism or leave the country. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community; so, the Pope offered a deal: He'd have a religious debate with the lea... Read more
MIL was MUCH brighter yesterday.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      21 comments

MIL was MUCH brighter yesterday. But no doctor available for an update, still doing all manner of tests on her lungs and heart, hope to hear more today. Having been in hospital myself I know how time drags and that a day feels like a week. ... Read more
MIL setback :(
Monday, February 27, 2012      30 comments

Early yesterday MIL asked someone to contact us to phone her on her mobile as her credit had run out, which she did. She was very low. She’d had a rough night and woke to a fast beating heart and poor breathing and fearing the worst (“My time... Read more
Caution before posting pics from your cell phone!!!!!!! PLEASE WATCH THIS
Sunday, February 26, 2012      17 comments

You NEED to watch this. I had no idea this could happen from taking/posting pictures on the blackberry or cell phone. It's scary !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=
N2vARzvWxwY ... Read more
humour
Saturday, February 25, 2012      11 comments

1. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that? 2:30 am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. 2. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. ... Read more

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