Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling ... Read more
When it says you only have 8 seconds to answer the question, they aren't kidding ! .
Re-taking the test mixes up the questions so you can't gain anything there.
This is VERY FAST , so be prepared. You only have 8 seconds for... Read more
This is a good one for eye hand co-ordination. Have Fun. There are 100 apples to catch in the basket.
Can you get 50% in the pail?
THIS ONE WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS!!
www.ferryhalim.com/orisi nal/g2/applega... Read more
MIL was a little dejected yesterday when we arrived having been placed in the chair for a while during the morning; she was feeling the cold and said she couldn’t get the attention of the nurses for sometime. I have a feeling they are REALLY bus... Read more
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all of the Jews in Italy had to convert to Catholicism or leave the country.
There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community; so, the Pope offered a deal: He'd have a religious debate with the lea... Read more
MIL was MUCH brighter yesterday. But no doctor available for an update, still doing all manner of tests on her lungs and heart, hope to hear more today.
Having been in hospital myself I know how time drags and that a day feels like a week. ... Read more
Early yesterday MIL asked someone to contact us to phone her on her mobile as her credit had run out, which she did. She was very low.
She’d had a rough night and woke to a fast beating heart and poor breathing and fearing the worst (“My time... Read more
1. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that? 2:30 am?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
2. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
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Great news today!
MIl is to undergo one more test on a pre existing heart condition and all being well the ole gel will be transferred to Teddington Hospital next week for physio and rehabilitation with a view to getting her home.
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's... Read more
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ..... Read more
There is one, it took me a few seconds but I found it.
I guarantee the cat is here - It took awhile to find it and it wasn't easy! But once I found it, I wondered how I had missed it. Give it a go. (It isn't a trick!)