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When a man can't stand it anymore ! Priceless shot!

Friday, October 08, 2010      23 comments

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Why Women are so SPECIAL!!

Thursday, October 07, 2010      17 comments

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for su... Read more

SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS

Thursday, October 07, 2010      12 comments

A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop.? A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me... Read more

Mixed Emotions this week

Thursday, October 07, 2010      14 comments

Friday I noticed a small but weeping hole in DH's op wound and it took his MIL and me til Monday to convince him to make an "urgent appt" at the docs emoticonRead more

THE VALUE OF A DRINK

Wednesday, October 06, 2010      17 comments

Got this email this morning on The value of a drink- enjoy my spark pals! "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of th... Read more

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

Wednesday, October 06, 2010      31 comments

Corny, but a Good Morning Charger!! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath. ... Read more

Seniors Bus Tours

Tuesday, October 05, 2010      17 comments

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up. After about 45 minutes, she taps him on his sho... Read more

World's Scariest License Plate Number

Monday, October 04, 2010      26 comments

I might try to pass her, but I sure wouldn't honk my horn.... Read more

THE HUMAN BODY

Monday, October 04, 2010      16 comments

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concret... Read more

Pants and panties

Sunday, October 03, 2010      22 comments

Just before Mike married Karen his father sat him down for a little chat saying, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to Mother, and said, 'Here, try these... Read more

Why I'm divorced.......Priceless

Sunday, October 03, 2010      21 comments

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turn... Read more

JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH

Saturday, October 02, 2010      16 comments

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought ... Read more

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER-

Saturday, October 02, 2010      14 comments

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just... Read more

Scouse vasectomy

Friday, October 01, 2010      21 comments

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want... Read more

Three Holy Men & The Bear

Friday, October 01, 2010      15 comments

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made t... Read more


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