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Pants and panties
Sunday, October 03, 2010      22 comments

Just before Mike married Karen his father sat him down for a little chat saying, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to Mother, and said, 'Here, try these... Read more
Why I'm divorced.......Priceless
Sunday, October 03, 2010      21 comments

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turn... Read more
JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH
Saturday, October 02, 2010      16 comments

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought ... Read more
BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER-
Saturday, October 02, 2010      14 comments

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just... Read more
Scouse vasectomy
Friday, October 01, 2010      21 comments

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want... Read more
Three Holy Men & The Bear
Friday, October 01, 2010      15 comments

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made t... Read more
Oh, The Irony......
Thursday, September 30, 2010      18 comments

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10 PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
Wednesday, September 29, 2010      34 comments

'1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG ... Read more
'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
Tuesday, September 28, 2010      26 comments

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. ... Read more
Get Skinnier with These 2 Small Changes
Monday, September 27, 2010      17 comments

small changes make all the difference- just though I'd share this with you www.realage.com/tips/get
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Duck! A cartoon for warped minds
Monday, September 27, 2010      16 comments

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Justice! CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS
Monday, September 27, 2010      14 comments

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining roo... Read more
Heck it's Sunday after all
Sunday, September 26, 2010      12 comments

Well I got up early, way b4 DH (when don't I) and sparked til he got up and then did a light workout on the multi gym while he faffed about in the bathroom. F1 racing is on today and those of you who know me, knowI can't abide the noise, (lik... Read more
Let the Truth Be Told!! LOL
Sunday, September 26, 2010      12 comments

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When y... Read more
Laugh for the day
Saturday, September 25, 2010      12 comments

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