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A few Senior Moments ROFL
Wednesday, March 03, 2010      5 comments

Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss t... Read more
Aunt Mildred LOL
Tuesday, March 02, 2010      12 comments

Ageing Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickl... Read more
Tired Dog
Tuesday, March 02, 2010      10 comments

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into m... Read more
A-Z A healthy me
Monday, March 01, 2010      6 comments

A Attitude is positive B Butt is in better shape than it ever was C Cholesterol level was 4.5 at last check D Drinking cola is now an old habit well and truly buried E Eat well and try new foods/drinks/herbs/recipes F Fresh veg and fru... Read more
Desperate measures LOL
Monday, March 01, 2010      5 comments

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What 4 Fewer Pounds Can Do for You
Monday, March 01, 2010      6 comments

This article is quite an eye opener www.realage.com/tips/wha
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Tourist in Wales LOL
Sunday, February 28, 2010      8 comments

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy
rndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wo... Read more
SIGNS OF THE TIMES LOL
Sunday, February 28, 2010      7 comments

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CELL PHONES POP POPCORN
Saturday, February 27, 2010      9 comments

Popcorn (This will blow your mind) This is enlightening! !! And great fun LOL This is probably what it does to our brain cells - like putting your head in a microwave!!! ! Check this out! And we're supposed to believe tha... Read more
Glazers and Moussaka for one!
Saturday, February 27, 2010      4 comments

Yesterday was a full day. Up at 6.45 ready to greet the window replacement guys for 8am who then didn’t turn up til 10. DH was doing his negative thinking routine “they won’t turn up, I know it, you know it”. Yes they will I said as I put ... Read more
National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
Friday, February 26, 2010      8 comments

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hair spray I use, and the friends I have. To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you! ... Read more
The almight stick of celery- food for thought- literally
Friday, February 26, 2010      3 comments

Just thought I'd share this www.realage.com/tips/sha
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Psychiatrist v. Bartender LOL
Friday, February 26, 2010      8 comments

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Jus... Read more
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER LOL
Thursday, February 25, 2010      10 comments

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long b... Read more
Wise Choices!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010      9 comments

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very diff... Read more

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