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Special Poem for Older Folks--this is GREAT!!!
Friday, July 09, 2010      11 comments

A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop.? A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me... Read more
Times Up LOL
Friday, July 09, 2010      6 comments

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me." The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But G... Read more
Chippendale's 30th reunion..
Thursday, July 08, 2010      12 comments

Coming to your town soon Can you believe it....30 years since these HOT Men came dancing into your lives. ... Read more
WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?
Thursday, July 08, 2010      7 comments

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. " David Beckham "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." Mark Viduka "Alex Ferguson is the best ... Read more
Another brilliant one
Wednesday, July 07, 2010      8 comments

The sharing of marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He th... Read more
How to tell if you are Mum's favourite
Wednesday, July 07, 2010      11 comments

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Kids Are Quick
Wednesday, July 07, 2010      5 comments

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________
________ TEACHER: ... Read more
Fashionable Clothes for Seniors
Tuesday, July 06, 2010      9 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I a... Read more
Anniversaries are emotional for men too
Monday, July 05, 2010      10 comments

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isnít in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at... Read more
Family Feud!
Sunday, July 04, 2010      6 comments

1. Name something you use in the shower? sponge 2. Something people hate to find on their windshield? a parking ticket 3. Name something a man might buy before a date? chocolates 4. What is something you cook in the microwave? por... Read more
HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO LOL
Sunday, July 04, 2010      14 comments

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you ... Read more
My thoughts jump and DH canít follow LOL
Sunday, July 04, 2010      5 comments

So Friday I went to Sainsburyís and had a conversation with an assistant who used be on the fish counter but had moved to the meat aisle where all the meats/chicken bacon etc were on display. Now when he was on the fish counter Gordon was a ho... Read more
JULY 4th
Saturday, July 03, 2010      14 comments

Just wanted to wish all my pals across the pond a wonderful 4th July. Enjoy your celebrations with your family and friends and have a great time ... Read more
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
Saturday, July 03, 2010      13 comments

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the aud... Read more
Innocent Picture but I was ROFLMAOWTIME
Friday, July 02, 2010      13 comments

I couldn't wait til 2moro to share this with you I am in HYSTERICS ... Read more

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