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This is your Captain speaking

Tuesday, May 18, 2010      14 comments

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: > 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Capta... Read more

Making a baby

Tuesday, May 18, 2010      15 comments

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye ... Read more

Ya gotta love my new doctor

Monday, May 17, 2010      12 comments

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live lon... Read more

De-Stressers we all need to smile............

Sunday, May 16, 2010      11 comments

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just brilliant!! Prepare to groan!......

Sunday, May 16, 2010      10 comments

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, 'I'm fed up ... Read more

Five Horses - a beautiful tale..................

Saturday, May 15, 2010      11 comments

This is mythical and deep... Truly beautiful... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Five Horses". Read more

The Australian Approach - TOO good not to pass on.

Saturday, May 15, 2010      4 comments

THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' ... Read more

Enjoy your journey!

Friday, May 14, 2010      10 comments

We are on quite a ride ..... turn up the sound. This clever piece originated in Australia . It is so very well done most folks don't realize how much info he is sharing! Just click on the link below Photos by NASA. Words and music by E... Read more

girls getaway LOL

Friday, May 14, 2010      5 comments

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials. Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. ... Read more

Signs To Bring You A Smile 6

Thursday, May 13, 2010      13 comments

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GCSE Questions

Thursday, May 13, 2010      7 comments

The following questions were set in last years GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire (UK) These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar Q. Explain one of the proces... Read more

Defending the Caveman LOL

Wednesday, May 12, 2010      11 comments

Male Date-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market... Read more

Signs To Bring You A Smile 5

Wednesday, May 12, 2010      5 comments

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Tip of the Week - really useful for Arthritic Knees

Wednesday, May 12, 2010      4 comments

Before you read to the end, where the answer is, do you know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? I had a neighbour who had bought a new van. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that some vandal had spray painted red all aroun... Read more

Signs To Bring You A Smile 4

Tuesday, May 11, 2010      7 comments

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