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Signs of the times

Monday, July 27, 2015      20 comments

> Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: > "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" > On another Septic Tank Truck: > Yesterday's Meals on... Read more

Little Bruce

Sunday, July 26, 2015      20 comments

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, ... Read more

Thoughts from an old retired guy:

Friday, July 24, 2015      20 comments

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning signs and labels and let the problem work itself out. 2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fa... Read more

Almost done

Monday, July 20, 2015      25 comments

Well got most of the gardening done yesterday, just the lawns to trim and mow today and once last patch in the rear garden to tackle. John is still unwell and awaiting tests...a worrying time for Vicki and we're doing what we can to be there for... Read more

Be warned........it comes to us all LOL :)

Saturday, July 18, 2015      29 comments

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watchi... Read more

don't just seize the day.....throttle it

Wednesday, July 15, 2015      27 comments

The muscle weakness I had yesterday has been kicked into touch, guess tiredness.........thanks to you all for showing the love. It helped me push ... Read more

Finally get to clear a job off my to do list

Sunday, July 12, 2015      25 comments

So you know we've been laying down flooring since forever in the loft- delayed finishing as it's been so hot us there in this heatwave. Well Pete finally got the last of our storage boxes up there yesterday and as it's tipping it down today I ... Read more

Depressed

Saturday, July 11, 2015      23 comments

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things,... Read more

Irish cheer

Thursday, July 09, 2015      24 comments

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" " Why... Read more

7/7 BOMBINGS 10 YEARS ON

Tuesday, July 07, 2015      26 comments

Please remember those lost or affected by the terrible atrocity of 7/7. 10 years ago today our captial was bombed and 52 innocent Londoners lost their lives. The terrorists have not won, nor shall they. London is a wonderful place. Read more

Tick Warning - Critical Alert

Sunday, July 05, 2015      16 comments

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Enjoying the heat thanks to a breeze

Sunday, July 05, 2015      22 comments

Well it was over 30 degrees yesterday,we're having the hottest July on record, thankfully there was a breeze so it was bearable. DH soldiered on in the loft and has the door partition almost done, he wanted to get it in place and glued up by din... Read more

Speeders

Saturday, July 04, 2015      27 comments

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approa... Read more

Scorchio :)

Friday, July 03, 2015      24 comments

I'm off for a walk along the beach this morning before it gets unbearably hot. I was helping DH lift the remaining plasterboards/ etc into t... Read more

Geez it's hot

Wednesday, July 01, 2015      24 comments

Apparently it's set to be the hottest day for DECADES today here.... Read more


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