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Lunch out and HIGH TEA............FRIGHTFULLY BRITISH LOL

Tuesday, May 05, 2015      10 comments

Lousy weather again today but managed a walk first thing, almost got blown into the sea LOL. Chores as it's raining. Planning an afternoon out with Vicki on Thursday to a couple of gardening centres and to have lunch out........maybe back to the... Read more

Fighter Pilot Jimmy - Every Kids Dream

Sunday, May 03, 2015      16 comments

Fighter Pilot Jimmy A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Jimmy says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the fines... Read more

Royal update.............it's a GIRL!!!!!

Saturday, May 02, 2015      18 comments

www.telegraph.co.uk/news
/uknews/royal-baby/1153485
5/kate-middleton-labour-ro
yal-baby-born-live.html ... Read more

For Royal Family Fans.........Kate's in labour

Saturday, May 02, 2015      12 comments

www.telegraph.co.uk/news
/uknews/royal-baby/1153485
5/kate-middleton-labour-ro
yal-baby-born-live.html The Duchess of Cambridge was admitted to St. Mary's Hospital at 6 a.m. local time today in the early stages of l... Read more

Bank Holiday weekend and a tight core is forming woohoo

Saturday, May 02, 2015      7 comments

Bank Holiday weekend this weekend, so the hoards will be visiting OUR beach! Hey ho, I'll get my walk in early and do some people watching at Jayjays...........might treat myself to one of their Salt Lake Caramel Biscuits Read more

Can't win LOL

Thursday, April 30, 2015      18 comments

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you ... Read more

Why We Love Children...

Tuesday, April 28, 2015      21 comments

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?... Read more

Firing Squad

Monday, April 27, 2015      22 comments

Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen. The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the firing squad raised th... Read more

If you don't try...................

Monday, April 27, 2015      12 comments

you'll never know...................... ... Read more

Teaching English !

Saturday, April 25, 2015      21 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chi... Read more

There's an election on May 7th in the UK- timely warning :)

Friday, April 24, 2015      15 comments

This one gets usually trotted out at election time. BUT it''s a good reminder that we need to look for the reality beneath the gloss. While walking down the street one day a M ember of Parliament is tragically hit by... Read more

Women..........you understand, right?

Friday, April 24, 2015      14 comments

A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight... . Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look, w hat's the matter with you?" The... Read more

Going to the Doctor

Thursday, April 23, 2015      21 comments

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are ... Read more

Mating Call. Very funny

Tuesday, April 21, 2015      18 comments

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an an... Read more

Elections coming up in the UK

Friday, April 17, 2015      19 comments

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