So, I stepped on the scale this morning, and I lost another pound (after particularly grueling plateau involving a knee injury in the work parking lot and the emotional need for wine). Sadly, it was just one. I have visions of myself being bac... Read more
Sunlight helps us grow...
People of the interwebs: I have not died.
Some of you may have noticed that my Facebook "disappeared" over the last week. No, I did not unfriend you, no I do not hate you, no I am not being bratty. (Okay, maybe a little bratty.)
I jus... Read more
So I reflected on my last entry a bit. It seems so far away now.
I mean, both literally (it was from January 7th) and figuratively (as in, my brain is on the fritz again).
Yesterday, I woke up in a foul mood. Now this is not uncommon... Read more
A dose of positivity...
So I've turned over a new leaf. A new tree, actually. A lot has happened since my last blog. I've been MIA for a month(ish). I had tried moving my blog to another platform and posting a link to it on FB because my readership had grown so muc... Read more
Well call me butter, 'cause I'm on a blogging roll.
It's therapeutic. It allows me to complain and contemplate without taking up people's time (they can choose to ignore my posts if they like. Though they shouldn't 'cause I'm awesome).
... Read more
Look at the flowers...
This is going to be an actual health-reflective entry: I need motivation.
Like any other modern-day, tech-obsessed individual, of course I have Googled the sh*t out of this subject. (Side note: starting any Google search with "how to..." i... Read more
So I read an article yesterday that said, "If you're stuck in a creative rut, look to your left. Whatever object you see, think about how your life may relate to that object." This sounds completely ridiculous and makes me question it's credib... Read more
And behind door number three...
It has become apparent to me that I live in a fantasy world.
Allow me to explain. Or at least try to.
In my brain, it's like a long hallway with multiple doors. Depending on my mood, opening any one of these doors will lead me to a l... Read more
How do you spell "minutia"?
I have an irrational fear of falling.
I wear heels pretty frequently, but that's only a part of the fear. Too many times I have tripped over my own feet, rolled and ankle, or lost my balance, and high heels had absolutely nothing to do wit... Read more
My goal in life: is to dance like Beyonce, the Queen Goddess of everything, in her "Single Ladies" video.
One of the things in that video I can't stop watching is her thighs. I know it sounds weird. THEY. DON'T. JIGGLE. AT ALL. (Go back a... Read more
I. Love. Food.
Let me preface this blog entry with the following: I love food.
I can vividly remember the two greatest meals I have ever eaten. Of the many memories recalled in living color that reside in my brain, it is sort of...odd...that I would reca... Read more
Yay for Bad Timing!
So yesterday's post described my year of insanity in the job market. For those of you who have never experienced the phenomenon of joblessness, allow me to elaborate: Unemployment is a barren wasteland. Men in women in second-hand Armani suits... Read more
It's alive! Alive!
Oh. My. God. The dead has arisen.
It has (quite obviously) been some time since I have posted. And I have a lot to catch all y'all up on.
Things have been...strange? Tumultuous? How about f*cking ridiculous...since I last graced ... Read more
Bring out yer dead!
I'm in unusually high spirits today. No, I am not drunk, though have been considering it for some time as it will greatly improve my work environment. Not so much on productivity, however. You win some, you lose some.
Anyway, my high s... Read more
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