DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH AN OLDER LADY JOKE
A mature (over ??) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see..
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: ... Read more
ANOTHER BLOND JOKE
A Texas pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not... Read more
IRISH BABY JOKE
Mike and his wife expect a baby
Irishman Mike Murphy and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there ... Read more
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But ... Read more
LABOR PAIN JOKE
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if th... Read more
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night befo... Read more
FINANCIAL PLANNING JOKE
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he realized he would inherit a fortune when his ailing father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his future wealth.
... Read more
LITTLE BILLY JOKE
Kind of RISQUE!! Not meant to offend anyone!!
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad... Read more
A 2ND. GRADERS EXPLAINATION OF THE BIRTH OF HER BROTHER!
The 'Middle Wife'
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show... Read more
WALMART GREETER JOKE
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kid... Read more
DRINKING BUDDY JOKE
A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at London Heathrow airport; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Hey, have you got anything to drink?"... Read more
GOLF COW JOKE
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round ... Read more
BRAIN TRANSPLANT JOKE
A brain transplant
"Life is not the way it's supposed to be -- it's the way it is.
How you... Read more
A guy dies and goes to hell.
The devil meets him at the gate and says, "All right, you have died and come to hell. You will spend eternity here, but you get to choose how to spend it. You may choose one of these three doorways. Once ... Read more
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly repli... Read more
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