Two Naughty Little Boys
A couple had two naughty little boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would have had something t... Read more
Masculine - Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," howev... Read more
A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b#$t#rd!"
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Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around a... Read more
Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...
It's fun to cook fo... Read more
The Sick Dog
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sa... Read more
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She p... Read more
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
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Hunting Accident in Minnesota
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16-gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it,... Read more
Psychology of a smart diet. (Not a joke)
Came across this article on the computer, I thought I would share.
PSYCHOLOGY OF A SMART DIET
Do you shovel snacks into your mouth while at the computer, barely noticing the taste—or amount—of the food you're eating? Do you still b... Read more
Four Moms in Therapy
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all
have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eat... Read more
T he C ork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," s... Read more
Newfie Doctor Joke
A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor.
"I am goin' huntin'... Read more
A cute dog story!! (Funny and long!!)
Unbaked Yeast Rolls
Those of you who have/had animals will probably appreciate it more. It is a story that is hilarious in itself and the person that wrote it is a good writer and made the story even better. Enjoy..... Read more
Funny Story About a Blonde ~ The Blonde, Brunett and Redhead
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner ... Read more