If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective
They're written by the late Andy Rooney(ex-60 Minutes USA), a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.
I've learne... Read more
When a married couple arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion: "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the oth... Read more
A Bad Dream.
An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream.
She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong.
She said "I had a dream that I died and you... Read more
I'M YOUR FATHER.
Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?"
"go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money"
So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the ... Read more
Complete Serenity Prayer.
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway t... Read more
SECRET TO A LONG HAPPY LIFE
Men Vs Women Jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,... Read more
LATER IS NEVER.
Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill
If you do something today, it is done. If you say, "I'll do it tomorrow," you are likely to... Read more
The Wrath Of God
A Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few...
When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself..
But he does have witnesses... It see... Read more
A man lying on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor.
"I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you.
So to my three most trusted friends,... Read more
wanted $100 badly.
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to Presi... Read more
YOUR HORSE CALLED
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
... Read more
The Eight Points of An Inspired Life
The Eight Points of An Inspired Life work together to enable us to take charge of our life and make intentional choices for joyful living.
• HONOR - I Honor My True Self
• FORGIVENESS - I Forgive Myself and All Others with Co... Read more
I'll Sue! - Lawyer Jokes
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engi... Read more
First Time Flying - Airplane Jokes
Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small plane before?
Passenger: No, I have not.
Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.
Pilot (after the plane landed): Did the gum help?
Passen... Read more
Behind the Bush, Kid Jokes
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the bac... Read more
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