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THE MAN AND A FORK
Friday, July 08, 2016      20 comments

There was a young man who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as he was getting his things 'in order,' he contacted his Priest and had him come to his house to discuss certain aspects of his... Read more
WHY I WAS AWAY FOR SO LONG
Wednesday, June 29, 2016      9 comments

Good Morning everyone,well I am here again with all you wonderful people,first I must say thanks for the ... Read more
Good morning, and Happy Sunday to you all.
Sunday, June 26, 2016      2 comments

Hi everyone I am back,it's nearly one year I am away, things went bad the day we left for London via Grease. it's a long story I will let you all know about it at some point in time,but I am here and happy to be here again. wishing you all ... Read more
Motel Currency
Wednesday, July 15, 2015      21 comments

When the fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?' the man asked. "No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash ... Read more
Armless Employment
Friday, July 10, 2015      24 comments

A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the bell at the rectory ... Read more
Only In America -
Monday, July 06, 2015      20 comments

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all th... Read more
REPAINT SINNERS!
Saturday, July 04, 2015      15 comments

A cheating painting contractor has been skimping by thinning his paint excessively. Nevertheless, he lands a big job painting a church. He's almost done when a major storm comes up. It washes all the paint off. Midst the thunde... Read more
I'VE LEARNED.
Thursday, June 25, 2015      21 comments

If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective They're written by the late Andy Rooney(ex-60 Minutes USA), a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words. I've learne... Read more
MARRIED COUPLE.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015      18 comments

When a married couple arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion: "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the oth... Read more
A Bad Dream.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015      17 comments

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you... Read more
I'M YOUR FATHER.
Monday, June 22, 2015      14 comments

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money" So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the ... Read more
Complete Serenity Prayer.
Saturday, June 20, 2015      20 comments

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway t... Read more
SECRET TO A LONG HAPPY LIFE
Thursday, June 18, 2015      15 comments

Men Vs Women Jokes A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,... Read more
LATER IS NEVER.
Sunday, June 14, 2015      18 comments

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. - Napoleon Hill If you do something today, it is done. If you say, "I'll do it tomorrow," you are likely to... Read more
The Wrath Of God
Wednesday, June 10, 2015      14 comments

A Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few... When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself.. But he does have witnesses... It see... Read more

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