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I'VE LEARNED.

Thursday, June 25, 2015      16 comments

If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective They're written by the late Andy Rooney(ex-60 Minutes USA), a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words. I've learne... Read more

MARRIED COUPLE.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015      18 comments

When a married couple arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion: "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the oth... Read more

A Bad Dream.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015      17 comments

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you... Read more

I'M YOUR FATHER.

Monday, June 22, 2015      14 comments

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money" So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the ... Read more

Complete Serenity Prayer.

Saturday, June 20, 2015      20 comments

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway t... Read more

SECRET TO A LONG HAPPY LIFE

Thursday, June 18, 2015      15 comments

Men Vs Women Jokes A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,... Read more

LATER IS NEVER.

Sunday, June 14, 2015      18 comments

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. - Napoleon Hill If you do something today, it is done. If you say, "I'll do it tomorrow," you are likely to... Read more

The Wrath Of God

Wednesday, June 10, 2015      14 comments

A Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few... When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself.. But he does have witnesses... It see... Read more

DEATH WISH

Friday, May 29, 2015      16 comments

Death Wish A man lying on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends,... Read more

wanted $100 badly.

Thursday, May 28, 2015      14 comments

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to Presi... Read more

YOUR HORSE CALLED

Wednesday, May 27, 2015      18 comments

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." ... Read more

The Eight Points of An Inspired Life

Tuesday, May 26, 2015      11 comments

The Eight Points of An Inspired Life work together to enable us to take charge of our life and make intentional choices for joyful living. • HONOR - I Honor My True Self • FORGIVENESS - I Forgive Myself and All Others with Co... Read more

I'll Sue! - Lawyer Jokes

Sunday, May 24, 2015      16 comments

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engi... Read more

First Time Flying - Airplane Jokes

Sunday, May 17, 2015      13 comments

Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small plane before? Passenger: No, I have not. Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping. Pilot (after the plane landed): Did the gum help? Passen... Read more

Behind the Bush, Kid Jokes

Friday, May 15, 2015      16 comments

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the bac... Read more


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