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MISSM66's Blogs

Wednesday, June 29, 2016     

Good Morning everyone,well I am here again with all you wonderful people,first I must say thanks for the ... Read more
Good morning, and Happy Sunday to you all.
Sunday, June 26, 2016     

Hi everyone I am back,it's nearly one year I am away, things went bad the day we left for London via Grease. it's a long story I will let you all know about it at some point in time,but I am here and happy to be here again. wishing you all ... Read more
Motel Currency
Wednesday, July 15, 2015     

When the fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?' the man asked. "No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash ... Read more
Armless Employment
Friday, July 10, 2015     

A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the bell at the rectory ... Read more
Only In America -
Monday, July 06, 2015     

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all th... Read more
Saturday, July 04, 2015     

A cheating painting contractor has been skimping by thinning his paint excessively. Nevertheless, he lands a big job painting a church. He's almost done when a major storm comes up. It washes all the paint off. Midst the thunde... Read more
Thursday, June 25, 2015     

If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective They're written by the late Andy Rooney(ex-60 Minutes USA), a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words. I've learne... Read more
Wednesday, June 24, 2015     

When a married couple arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion: "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the oth... Read more
A Bad Dream.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015     

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you... Read more
Monday, June 22, 2015     

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money" So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the ... Read more
Complete Serenity Prayer.
Saturday, June 20, 2015     

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway t... Read more
Thursday, June 18, 2015     

Men Vs Women Jokes A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,... Read more
Sunday, June 14, 2015     

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. - Napoleon Hill If you do something today, it is done. If you say, "I'll do it tomorrow," you are likely to... Read more
The Wrath Of God
Wednesday, June 10, 2015     

A Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few... When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself.. But he does have witnesses... It see... Read more
Friday, May 29, 2015     

Death Wish A man lying on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends,... Read more

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