MIRFA71's Blogs

Thursday, April 04, 2013      10 comments

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands David, the next... Read more
A Dictionary For Women!
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      9 comments

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. -- What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. -- You bo... Read more
Miracle Drink!
Monday, April 01, 2013      13 comments

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time, long ago.It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink t... Read more
March 2013 Fitness Log!
Sunday, March 31, 2013      12 comments

1 - 60 mins 2 - 85 mins walking, 20 mins stationary bike 3 - 40 mins 4 - 75 mins 5 - 60 mins 6 - 45 mins 7 - 70 mins walking, 15 mins stationary bike 8 - 75 mins 9 - 85 mins walking, 20 mins stationary bike 10 - 75 mins 11 - ... Read more
Beautiful quote!
Saturday, March 30, 2013      6 comments

I am a little depressed since the past of couple of days. And guess what? A friend of mine set an sms which just lifted my spirits. I would like to share it with you: " LIFE IS AN ECHO: ALL COMES BACK, THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE FALSE AND THE T... Read more
Fantastic meanings...
Friday, March 29, 2013      4 comments

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's! CONFERENCE: The confusion of one ma... Read more
Thursday, March 28, 2013      9 comments

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor doing it all - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him d... Read more
Gas grill .... not for the easily offended!
Tuesday, March 26, 2013      9 comments

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, “Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it’s as big as the ga... Read more
Yearly Dementia Test!
Sunday, March 24, 2013      9 comments

Our Yearly Dementia Test -- only 4 questions: It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. ... Read more
Thank you note !
Saturday, March 23, 2013      3 comments

Found this amusing article and wanted to share with my Spark buddies emoticon http://www.buzzfeed.com/matt... Read more
Great Minds!
Friday, March 22, 2013      8 comments

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Thirsty Camel !!
Thursday, March 21, 2013      8 comments

Today something got over me. The level of motivation was 110%. I glugged 2 glasses of water as soon as I woke up. Then when I was making breakfast for the kids I had another glass of water with juice of 1 lemon. Then during the course of the day... Read more
Medical Alert!!
Wednesday, March 20, 2013      13 comments

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidot... Read more
Benefits of Wheatgrass!
Tuesday, March 19, 2013      6 comments

Some of the superior qualities of wheatgrass and the juice that can be extracted from its blades include the following: Increases red blood-cell count and lowers blood pressure. It cleanses the blood, organs and gastrointestinal tract... Read more
DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
Monday, March 18, 2013      21 comments

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHICH RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use sha... Read more

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