Why parents should not text...
WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...
Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.
Dad: Son, I have a Facebook a... Read more
Crochet a DOLL!!
A man and woman had been married for more than 63 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had... Read more
No charge for LOVE!
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls.
He looked do... Read more
Doctor and Engineer!!
An Engineer & a Doctor are sitting next to each other on a long flight. Engineer says, "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
Th... Read more
Love this doc!!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it lik... Read more
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feel... Read more
Red Grapes or Green Grapes??
Difference between Red Grapes and Green Grapes ?
• Antioxidants are found in high contents, in red grapes , and only a little of antioxidants are found in green grapes .... Read more
Happy Women's Day!
Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the bowls, took vegetable out of the freezer for ... Read more
He who knows nothing and knows he knows nothing, he is a scholar, teach him.
He who know nothing and thinks he knows something, he is a fool, shun him.
He who knows something and thinks he knows nothing, he is unsure, enlighten him.
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A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your se... Read more
Awesome Conversation between God And a Man.
Man: God, can I ask You a question?
Man: Promise You won’t get mad …
God: I promise
Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Man: Well, I woke up late
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A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show ... Read more
39-year-old Valeria Levitina, from Moscow Russia, now living in Monaco, decided to show how anorexia ruined her life and body. As a teenager, she moved permanently abroad.... Read more
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