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Family photo!
Monday, February 04, 2013      6 comments

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Worlds Best 7 Superb Sentences.
Sunday, February 03, 2013      7 comments

Worlds best 7 Superb Sentences Shakespeare. "Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because U May Win The Game But The Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time". Napoleon. "The world suffers a lot. Not because of ... Read more
Labor pains!!
Saturday, February 02, 2013      11 comments

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to t... Read more
My wife is missing!!
Friday, February 01, 2013      6 comments

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Man: I lost my wife (misty) Inspector: What is her height Man: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Man: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: ... Read more
Hearing Aid!!
Wednesday, January 30, 2013      5 comments

A man had to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "Let's see the cheapest model," he said. The clerk put the device... Read more
A Wonderful Prayer!
Tuesday, January 29, 2013      7 comments

Almighty God you know that I am growing older. Keep me from becoming too talkative, from repeating all my jokes and anecdotes, and particularly keep me from falling into the tiresome habit of expressing an opinion on every subject. Re... Read more
Touching hearts!
Sunday, January 27, 2013      15 comments

I read this article on my FB page. It brought tears to my eyes. As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that ... Read more
Romeo and Juliet!
Saturday, January 26, 2013      8 comments

Romeo and Juliet were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Romeo suddenly jumped into the deep end and sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Juliet promptly jumpe... Read more
Second opinion!
Friday, January 25, 2013      5 comments

A woman told the vet that something was wrong with her dog. He examined the animal and told her the dog was dead. "I don't believe you", she said, "I'd like a second opinion" The vet said that would be fine. He went into the other room... Read more
Robot Car!
Thursday, January 24, 2013      7 comments

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands.He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was ho... Read more
Somebody under my bed!
Tuesday, January 22, 2013      13 comments

I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under my bed. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the psychiatrist. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be abl... Read more
Death Bed Confession!
Tuesday, January 22, 2013      14 comments

There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome. While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's f... Read more
The Statue!
Tuesday, January 22, 2013      12 comments

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you... Read more
Don't step on a duck!
Sunday, January 20, 2013      9 comments

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. ... Read more
21 reasons why English is hard to learn!
Friday, January 18, 2013      11 comments

1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. ... Read more

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