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A Smart Blonde joke!

Thursday, January 17, 2013      9 comments

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so ... Read more

A woman's work never ends!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      13 comments

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know ... Read more

Visit to Rome!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013      11 comments

A man walks into Joe's Barbershop for his regular haircut. As Joe begins the haircut, he asks the man, "What's new?" The man replies, "Well, I'm going to go to Rome for a vacation." "ROME?" Joe says, "Why would you want to go there? It's a... Read more

Monkeys and Banana!

Monday, January 14, 2013      9 comments

Put 5 monkeys in a cage with a ladder. Hang the banana on the top of the cage. Set up the ladder so that the moment a monkey touches it, all of the monkeys in the cage get an electric shock. Pretty soon, one of the monkeys starts to clamber... Read more

Gorilla!

Saturday, January 12, 2013      10 comments

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up... Read more

Never lie to your Mom!

Friday, January 11, 2013      14 comments

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only m... Read more

I want to be the complete Oxford English Dictionary !

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      17 comments

Got this interesting list from CRAZY_DIET_MOM. 1 pound = a Guinea Pig 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts 2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs 3 pounds = an average human brain 4 pounds = an ostrich egg 5 pounds = ... Read more

Sip the Vodka!

Monday, January 07, 2013      6 comments

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water ... Read more

Bottom of the list!

Saturday, January 05, 2013      8 comments

Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day” Guy: “But I'm not ready!”. Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my list”. Guy: “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go... Read more

Husband wanted!

Friday, January 04, 2013      19 comments

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL AP... Read more

Wish you a Happy 2013!!

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      8 comments

May the new year bring , happiness, glory and peace to you and your loved ones, Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets ... Read more

The Blind Man..

Monday, December 31, 2012      6 comments

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him,... Read more

First letter of your name says this about you!

Thursday, December 27, 2012      12 comments

First letter of your name says this about you! emoticon A : Easy to fall in love with :P B : You like peop... Read more

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012      9 comments

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose... Read more

Are you a Carrot, an Egg or a Coffee Bean?

Monday, December 24, 2012      12 comments

Carrots, eggs, and coffee .... Must Read An Inspirational Story What can a carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee teach a young woman tired of fighting and struggling with adversity and heartaches? Read on and find out the lesson the young wo... Read more


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