1. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they, like, make walls there?” – Paris Hilton
2. “Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields
3. “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids a... Read more
Fact of Life!
At twenty we worry about what others think of us.
At forty we don't care about what others think of us.
At sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all !!!!... Read more
Teacher : Who invented the light Bulb ?
Johnny : I don't know Miss
Teacher : You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a question ?
Teacher : Yes.
Johnny : Do you know Angela ?
Teacher : No, why ?
John... Read more
RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop....
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall....
Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, y... Read more
Banned from Walmart!
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women -she loves to browse.
... Read more
Alkaline Foods and Your Healthy Weight Loss..
Alkaline foods can help keep your healthy body in balance. An acidic diet can lead to a variety of health problems including weight gain, poor circulation, heart problems along with fatigue, achy joints, memory loss, a lack of libido, constipati... Read more
Differences Between Men & Women!!
NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Bo... Read more
Some Thoughts on Exercise!!
It is well documented that for every 20 minutes that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five ... Read more
Why do couples fight?
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want s... Read more
Do you know your Onions?
As read on a page on FB!!
PLEASE READ TO THE END: IMPORTANT
In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu...
Many of the farmers and t... Read more
A Woman's Poem!
He didn't like the casserole,
and he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
not like his mother used to make.
I didn't make the coffee right,
he didn't like my stew,
I didn't fold his pants,
the way his mother use... Read more
How the poor live!
One day, a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On... Read more