A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did... Read more
The picture for my profile is my kitty, Ms Molly. She was 18+ years old. We had rescued her when she was 8. Two weeks prior, we had rescued PolyDactyl who had been at the shelter for 5 months (her picture is on my spark page). The day ... Read more
IF you can start the day without caffeine,
IFyou can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
IFyou can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
IFyou can eat the same food every day and be grat... Read more
A very dear friend of mine from Boston sent me this and thought I'd share!!!!
The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia .
For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
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To avoid it...
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
... Read more
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided ... Read more
This is priceless!!!!
A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard. During the night the church folks came
across this scene. Apparently an abandoned puppy was looking for a safe, comfortable
and protected pla... Read more
This has been going around the internet listed as author unknown. I just happened to turn on the tv for the news and caught the end of Dr Phil. He and Robin were going to read this. He stated it was written by Cameo Smith of Mt. Hope, PA. ... Read more