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MILLISMA
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OMG!!!! Two feet of snow!!!
Sunday, February 10, 2013      25 comments

Sorry, I couldn't help myself!!! ... Read more
The Husband Store!!!!!
Friday, February 08, 2013      43 comments

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester, just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this... Read more
Sears Catalog!!!!
Thursday, February 07, 2013      28 comments

One day, Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog, and admiring all the beautiful models. Ole said to Sven, "Haf you seen da bootiful girls in dis catalog?" Sven replied, "Ya, sure. Dey sure are bo... Read more
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS!!!!!
Wednesday, February 06, 2013      32 comments

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A da... Read more
Never Argue with a Woman!!!!
Tuesday, February 05, 2013      26 comments

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short... Read more
Punagraphy!!!!!
Monday, February 04, 2013      24 comments

I changed my i-Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. How does... Read more
Yearly neologism contest (alternate word meanings) TOO FUNNY!
Friday, February 01, 2013      22 comments

Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), th... Read more
Five surgeons!!!!!
Thursday, January 31, 2013      24 comments

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything ... Read more
Grandpa's Trip To Cabela's Sporting Goods!!!!!!
Monday, January 28, 2013      28 comments

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder, steel shot, wads, and a couple boxes of primers, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." ... Read more
Harold May Become A New Favorite!!!!
Sunday, January 27, 2013      20 comments

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a f... Read more
To my fellow OWLS.......................
Saturday, January 26, 2013      23 comments

To OWLS...... (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) ... Read more
The End is in Site!!!!
Friday, January 25, 2013      27 comments

THE FINAL GEICO COMMERCIAL Now.....where can I find that damn DUCK ???? ... Read more
She got exactly what she asked for!!!!!
Thursday, January 24, 2013      28 comments

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did... Read more
Blogging with a broken heart!!!
Friday, January 04, 2013      61 comments

The picture for my profile is my kitty, Ms Molly. She was 18+ years old. We had rescued her when she was 8. Two weeks prior, we had rescued PolyDactyl who had been at the shelter for 5 months (her picture is on my spark page). The day ... Read more
Grandpa!!!
Thursday, January 03, 2013      30 comments

Never lose your grandson!!! A heart warming story. My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.... He approached a unif... Read more

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