A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester, just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this... Read more
One day, Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog, and admiring all the beautiful models.
Ole said to Sven, "Haf you seen da bootiful girls in dis catalog?"
Sven replied, "Ya, sure. Dey sure are bo... Read more
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A da... Read more
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short... Read more
Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions
to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply
alternative meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), th... Read more
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
... Read more
There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder,
steel shot, wads, and a couple boxes of primers, the cashier
said, "Strip down, facing me." ... Read more
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did... Read more
The picture for my profile is my kitty, Ms Molly. She was 18+ years old. We had rescued her when she was 8. Two weeks prior, we had rescued PolyDactyl who had been at the shelter for 5 months (her picture is on my spark page). The day ... Read more
IF you can start the day without caffeine,
IFyou can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
IFyou can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
IFyou can eat the same food every day and be grat... Read more