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Underwear Dust!!!!

Friday, December 21, 2012      25 comments

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided ... Read more

Nativity Bed

Thursday, December 20, 2012      20 comments

This is priceless!!!! A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard. During the night the church folks came across this scene. Apparently an abandoned puppy was looking for a safe, comfortable and protected pla... Read more

Poem for Connecticut Children

Wednesday, December 19, 2012      23 comments

This has been going around the internet listed as author unknown. I just happened to turn on the tv for the news and caught the end of Dr Phil. He and Robin were going to read this. He stated it was written by Cameo Smith of Mt. Hope, PA. ... Read more

Warning about Shampoo!!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012      18 comments

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful ! I had heard this before but didn't know there was a resolution!!! INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!! WARNIN... Read more

Oh Christmas Tree!!!!!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012      28 comments

Whew, a lot of work but Iím finished ... got the tree up!! Just love the smell of pine! Read more

The Hospital Bill!!!

Wednesday, December 05, 2012      36 comments

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the ... Read more

The English Exam!!!!

Tuesday, December 04, 2012      27 comments

I can't imagine this is true but thought it was funny!!!! STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM MAYBE HE DESERVES 100% FOR HIS CREATIVITY Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Wher... Read more

Why I love kitties!!!

Monday, December 03, 2012      31 comments

Actually, there is nothing like a furry friend who give you unconditional love!!!! Read more

The Biker!!!!

Saturday, December 01, 2012      36 comments

- On January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. - George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks to... Read more

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers!!!!!!

Friday, November 30, 2012      36 comments

(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?) =============== FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matc... Read more

Hostess Bakery!!!!!!

Thursday, November 29, 2012      25 comments

Hostess Bakery Report: Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHo's ... Read more


Wednesday, November 28, 2012      31 comments

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO F... Read more

Catholic Hairdryer!!!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012      29 comments

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, Instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the Truth differently without lying. ... Read more


Thursday, November 08, 2012      42 comments

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble... Read more

Not All Seniors Are Senile!!!!!

Wednesday, November 07, 2012      22 comments

Subject: Senior Males An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfrien... Read more

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