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Not All Seniors Are Senile!!!!!
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      22 comments

Subject: Senior Males An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfrien... Read more
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      21 comments

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one. A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed t... Read more
Monday, November 05, 2012      26 comments

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."... Read more
Housekeeping duties!!!!!!
Sunday, November 04, 2012      23 comments

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties. The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that he had told his wife she was going t... Read more
My Favorite Halloween treat !
Saturday, November 03, 2012      26 comments

After all the little goblins were gone, I got to enjoy my favorite Halloween treat!!!! emoticon... Read more
Ever Wonder?????
Thursday, November 01, 2012      23 comments

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ suc... Read more
Pfizer Corp. Announcement!!!!
Wednesday, October 31, 2012      27 comments

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally... Read more
Happy Halloween!!!! You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
Monday, October 29, 2012      24 comments

Just in case I lose power, wanted to send this out. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When... Read more
The South!!!
Sunday, October 28, 2012      24 comments

To all my Southern friends, I do really love you!!! Florida A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the w... Read more
Weather forecast!!!!
Saturday, October 27, 2012      21 comments

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secret... Read more
Friday, October 26, 2012      26 comments

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credib... Read more
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden!!!!!!
Thursday, October 25, 2012      37 comments

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion And tha... Read more
Hi-Yo Silver!!!!!!
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      23 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, ... Read more
CreeeeeeeeeeeeeeK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      32 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck...Everything made the same noise: 'Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa
accccK!' ... Read more
Two Little Boys!!!
Thursday, October 18, 2012      26 comments

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a ... Read more

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