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Why I love kitties!!!

Monday, December 03, 2012      31 comments

Actually, there is nothing like a furry friend who give you unconditional love!!!! Read more

The Biker!!!!

Saturday, December 01, 2012      36 comments

- On January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. - George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks to... Read more

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers!!!!!!

Friday, November 30, 2012      36 comments

(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?) =============== FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matc... Read more

Hostess Bakery!!!!!!

Thursday, November 29, 2012      25 comments

Hostess Bakery Report: Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHo's ... Read more


Wednesday, November 28, 2012      31 comments

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO F... Read more

Catholic Hairdryer!!!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012      29 comments

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, Instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the Truth differently without lying. ... Read more


Thursday, November 08, 2012      42 comments

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble... Read more

Not All Seniors Are Senile!!!!!

Wednesday, November 07, 2012      22 comments

Subject: Senior Males An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfrien... Read more


Tuesday, November 06, 2012      21 comments

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one. A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed t... Read more


Monday, November 05, 2012      26 comments

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."... Read more

Housekeeping duties!!!!!!

Sunday, November 04, 2012      23 comments

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties. The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that he had told his wife she was going t... Read more

My Favorite Halloween treat !

Saturday, November 03, 2012      26 comments

After all the little goblins were gone, I got to enjoy my favorite Halloween treat!!!! emoticon... Read more

Ever Wonder?????

Thursday, November 01, 2012      23 comments

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ suc... Read more

Pfizer Corp. Announcement!!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012      27 comments

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally... Read more

Happy Halloween!!!! You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

Monday, October 29, 2012      24 comments

Just in case I lose power, wanted to send this out. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When... Read more

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