(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to
be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matc... Read more
Hostess Bakery Report:
Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike. It was split up.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHo's
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Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO F... Read more
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble... Read more
Subject: Senior Males
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfrien... Read more
Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off
and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed t... Read more
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going t... Read more
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ suc... Read more
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally... Read more
Just in case I lose power, wanted to send this out.
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When... Read more
To all my Southern friends, I do really love you!!!
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the w... Read more
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secret... Read more