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Amazing Grace!!!!
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      25 comments

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back... Read more
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      18 comments

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure en... Read more
Monday, October 15, 2012      29 comments

It has taken me many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. ... Read more
It's Hell to get Old!!!
Sunday, October 14, 2012      26 comments

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndr... Read more
Being where?????
Saturday, October 13, 2012      22 comments

Send this to your kids or relatives also so they know what happened to you. Leaving town!!!! To help save the economy, the Government will an... Read more
Friday, October 12, 2012      29 comments

MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS!!!! What do you think?!?!?!?! ... Read more
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause
Thursday, October 11, 2012      28 comments

he Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. ... Read more
Why we love Children!!!
Wednesday, October 10, 2012      28 comments

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pi$$ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You d... Read more
According to Maxine!!!!
Tuesday, October 09, 2012      33 comments

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Do you need a Monday smile????
Monday, October 08, 2012      28 comments

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Court Ruling!!!
Sunday, October 07, 2012      26 comments

Massachusetts court ruling is unbelievable Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy h... Read more
Fact or Fiction?????
Friday, October 05, 2012      22 comments

Have no idea if this is true or not but one way or the's funny!!!! ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ... Read more
One Fantastic Comedian!!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2012      18 comments

If you have never seen any of Jeanne Robertson's videos, you have got to watch this. I would love to see her live instead of just on youtube.
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Bertha and Betty!!!!!!
Saturday, September 29, 2012      19 comments

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, 'Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our l... Read more
If My Body Where a Car!!!!
Friday, September 28, 2012      24 comments

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!! If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've g... Read more

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