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Happy Halloween!!!! You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
Monday, October 29, 2012      24 comments

Just in case I lose power, wanted to send this out. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When... Read more
The South!!!
Sunday, October 28, 2012      24 comments

To all my Southern friends, I do really love you!!! Florida A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the w... Read more
Weather forecast!!!!
Saturday, October 27, 2012      21 comments

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secret... Read more
THE YEAR'S BEST COMEBACK RESPONSES!!!!
Friday, October 26, 2012      26 comments

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credib... Read more
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden!!!!!!
Thursday, October 25, 2012      37 comments

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion And tha... Read more
Hi-Yo Silver!!!!!!
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      23 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, ... Read more
CreeeeeeeeeeeeeeK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      32 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck...Everything made the same noise: 'Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa
accccK!' ... Read more
Two Little Boys!!!
Thursday, October 18, 2012      26 comments

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a ... Read more
Amazing Grace!!!!
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      25 comments

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back... Read more
UGLY STORY OF THE LITTLE DUCKS!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      18 comments

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure en... Read more
SENIOR MEDICINE CABINET!!!!!
Monday, October 15, 2012      29 comments

It has taken me many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. ... Read more
It's Hell to get Old!!!
Sunday, October 14, 2012      26 comments

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndr... Read more
Being deported.....to where?????
Saturday, October 13, 2012      22 comments

Send this to your kids or relatives also so they know what happened to you. Leaving town!!!! To help save the economy, the Government will an... Read more
PATERNITY SUIT!!!!
Friday, October 12, 2012      29 comments

MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS!!!! What do you think?!?!?!?! ... Read more
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause
Thursday, October 11, 2012      28 comments

he Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. ... Read more

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