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The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause

Thursday, October 11, 2012      28 comments

he Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. ... Read more

Why we love Children!!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012      28 comments

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pi$$ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You d... Read more

According to Maxine!!!!

Tuesday, October 09, 2012      33 comments

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Do you need a Monday smile????

Monday, October 08, 2012      28 comments

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Court Ruling!!!

Sunday, October 07, 2012      26 comments

Massachusetts court ruling is unbelievable Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy h... Read more

Fact or Fiction?????

Friday, October 05, 2012      22 comments

Have no idea if this is true or not but one way or the other......it's funny!!!! ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ... Read more

One Fantastic Comedian!!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2012      18 comments

If you have never seen any of Jeanne Robertson's videos, you have got to watch this. I would love to see her live instead of just on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch_po
pup?v=L1_W0LCHwK4 Have a gre... Read more

Bertha and Betty!!!!!!

Saturday, September 29, 2012      19 comments

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, 'Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our l... Read more

If My Body Where a Car!!!!

Friday, September 28, 2012      24 comments

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!! If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've g... Read more

Cowboy named Bob!!!!

Thursday, September 27, 2012      18 comments

A modern day cowboy named Bob has spent many days crossing the South Dakota prairies without water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when al... Read more

Summer!!!!

Friday, September 21, 2012      33 comments

You know it has been a hot summer when you see pictures like these! ... Read more

No Words Necessary!!!

Thursday, September 20, 2012      33 comments

Priceless!!! Read more

Female body piercing!!!!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012      25 comments

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing... Biggest turn on for guys! Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure. The ongoing cost for this piece of designer pierci... Read more

A Glass of Wine!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      22 comments

A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water ... Read more

More Church Bulletins!!!!

Monday, September 17, 2012      26 comments

I have seen a few of these before but many were new. If I had read any of these in church, I probably would have had to leave since I would have been laughing!!!! They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for... Read more


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