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More Church Bulletins!!!!
Monday, September 17, 2012      26 comments

I have seen a few of these before but many were new. If I had read any of these in church, I probably would have had to leave since I would have been laughing!!!! They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for... Read more
Jesus was........
Sunday, September 16, 2012      25 comments

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He neve... Read more
7 kinds of Sex!!!!
Saturday, September 15, 2012      31 comments

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone,and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. ... Read more
A Furry Tale!!!!
Friday, September 14, 2012      26 comments

emoticon Mary Anne ... Read more
Norwegian Virgin Wedding!!!!
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      22 comments

Olof Svenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could... Read more
One of Life's Lessons!!!!
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      28 comments

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding.... Read more
Painting the Church!!!!
Monday, September 10, 2012      23 comments

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. ... Read more
Texas Baptist Church Sermon!!!!!
Sunday, September 09, 2012      17 comments

The pastor of this church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easte... Read more
Saturday, September 08, 2012      20 comments

These have been around for a while so you might have already read them. They're still good for a chuckle!!! ... Read more
Why God made Moms!!!!
Friday, September 07, 2012      20 comments

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we... Read more
Update on Dad!!!
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      28 comments

Dad is back at the home with mom. The hospital released him late on Tuesday after running the last two tests - a carotid ultrasound and an echo cardiogram. Said we wouldn't hear for 48 hours. They had started him on. meds for vertigo and it s... Read more
Heading to Maine to see Dad!
Saturday, September 01, 2012      35 comments

Hi Spark Friends. Thank you all for all your prayers for dad. His BP is back to normal, the vomiting has stopped but they still have him on an IV for dehydration. He still has a terrible headache and sounds really tired. I haven't told hi... Read more
Lone Ranger and Tonto!!!
Saturday, September 01, 2012      26 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' ... Read more
Financial Planning!!!!!
Friday, August 31, 2012      29 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share ... Read more
Vitamin F
Thursday, August 30, 2012      27 comments

I just received this from my cousin and really wanted to share it. We all need Vitamin F!!!! Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one ... Read more

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