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Painting the Church!!!!

Monday, September 10, 2012      23 comments

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. ... Read more

Texas Baptist Church Sermon!!!!!

Sunday, September 09, 2012      17 comments

The pastor of this church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easte... Read more


Saturday, September 08, 2012      20 comments

These have been around for a while so you might have already read them. They're still good for a chuckle!!! emoticonRead more

Why God made Moms!!!!

Friday, September 07, 2012      20 comments

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we... Read more

Update on Dad!!!

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      28 comments

Dad is back at the home with mom. The hospital released him late on Tuesday after running the last two tests - a carotid ultrasound and an echo cardiogram. Said we wouldn't hear for 48 hours. They had started him on. meds for vertigo and it s... Read more

Heading to Maine to see Dad!

Saturday, September 01, 2012      35 comments

Hi Spark Friends. Thank you all for all your prayers for dad. His BP is back to normal, the vomiting has stopped but they still have him on an IV for dehydration. He still has a terrible headache and sounds really tired. I haven't told hi... Read more

Lone Ranger and Tonto!!!

Saturday, September 01, 2012      26 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' ... Read more

Financial Planning!!!!!

Friday, August 31, 2012      29 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share ... Read more

Vitamin F

Thursday, August 30, 2012      27 comments

I just received this from my cousin and really wanted to share it. We all need Vitamin F!!!! Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one ... Read more

Murder at Cosco!!!!

Thursday, August 30, 2012      28 comments

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed... Read more

SOS - Redefined

Wednesday, August 29, 2012      29 comments

New definition for S.O.S. There is a moral here!!! A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fight... Read more

Taking a Spark "break"

Thursday, August 23, 2012      41 comments

Hi Spark Friends, I'm getting ready to head out the door and start the drive to MA for a few days of partying and a wedding. Will probably not have WiFi nor the time to spark. Will see you all some time next week when I return. ... Read more

Ramblings of a Retired Mind :

Wednesday, August 22, 2012      22 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm we... Read more

Catholic Vocabulary List!!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012      40 comments

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are. AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone... Read more

The Mammogram!!!!

Monday, August 20, 2012      26 comments

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation.." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story. "Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was... Read more

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