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Heading to Maine to see Dad!

Saturday, September 01, 2012      35 comments

Hi Spark Friends. Thank you all for all your prayers for dad. His BP is back to normal, the vomiting has stopped but they still have him on an IV for dehydration. He still has a terrible headache and sounds really tired. I haven't told hi... Read more

Lone Ranger and Tonto!!!

Saturday, September 01, 2012      26 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' ... Read more

Financial Planning!!!!!

Friday, August 31, 2012      29 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share ... Read more

Vitamin F

Thursday, August 30, 2012      27 comments

I just received this from my cousin and really wanted to share it. We all need Vitamin F!!!! Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one ... Read more

Murder at Cosco!!!!

Thursday, August 30, 2012      28 comments

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed... Read more

SOS - Redefined

Wednesday, August 29, 2012      29 comments

New definition for S.O.S. There is a moral here!!! A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fight... Read more

Taking a Spark "break"

Thursday, August 23, 2012      41 comments

Hi Spark Friends, I'm getting ready to head out the door and start the drive to MA for a few days of partying and a wedding. Will probably not have WiFi nor the time to spark. Will see you all some time next week when I return. ... Read more

Ramblings of a Retired Mind :

Wednesday, August 22, 2012      22 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm we... Read more

Catholic Vocabulary List!!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012      40 comments

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are. AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone... Read more

The Mammogram!!!!

Monday, August 20, 2012      26 comments

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation.." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story. "Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was... Read more

Some more fun Puns!!!!

Sunday, August 19, 2012      30 comments

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. ... Read more

It's been so HOT on the East coast.......

Saturday, August 18, 2012      22 comments

Now that's HOT!!!! emoticonRead more

Newspaper!!!!

Friday, August 17, 2012      33 comments

I was visiting my son and family last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.' ... Read more

One of the first pictures from Mars!!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2012      32 comments

Have a happy, healthy Thursday, spark friends!!!! Read more

One of the reasons we LOVE children!!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012      24 comments

1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the bac... Read more


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