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Taking a Spark "break"
Thursday, August 23, 2012      41 comments

Hi Spark Friends, I'm getting ready to head out the door and start the drive to MA for a few days of partying and a wedding. Will probably not have WiFi nor the time to spark. Will see you all some time next week when I return. ... Read more
Ramblings of a Retired Mind :
Wednesday, August 22, 2012      22 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm we... Read more
Catholic Vocabulary List!!!!
Tuesday, August 21, 2012      40 comments

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are. AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone... Read more
The Mammogram!!!!
Monday, August 20, 2012      26 comments

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation.." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story. "Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was... Read more
Some more fun Puns!!!!
Sunday, August 19, 2012      30 comments

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. ... Read more
It's been so HOT on the East coast.......
Saturday, August 18, 2012      22 comments

Now that's HOT!!!! ... Read more
Newspaper!!!!
Friday, August 17, 2012      33 comments

I was visiting my son and family last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.' ... Read more
One of the first pictures from Mars!!!!
Thursday, August 16, 2012      32 comments

Have a happy, healthy Thursday, spark friends!!!! ... Read more
One of the reasons we LOVE children!!!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012      24 comments

1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the bac... Read more
Dog Walk!!!
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      35 comments

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The... Read more
Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing
Monday, August 13, 2012      33 comments

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age can... Read more
WARNING!!!!
Sunday, August 12, 2012      35 comments

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. Wh... Read more
4 WORMS CHURCH SERMON!!!!
Saturday, August 11, 2012      36 comments

For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four w... Read more
Gardening with Gran!!!!
Friday, August 10, 2012      36 comments

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Bathtub Test!!!!
Thursday, August 09, 2012      84 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Care Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bu... Read more

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