When you drink Vodka over ice,
it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice,
it can give you liver failure.
When you drink Whiskey over ice,
it can give you heart problems.
Wh... Read more
4 WORMS CHURCH SERMON!!!!
For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four w... Read more
Gardening with Gran!!!!
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. ... Read more
The Bathtub Test!!!!
During a visit to
my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an
older person should be put in a Care Home?"
"Well," he said, "we
fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bu... Read more
65 Year Old Woman - Priceless!!
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you ... Read more
The Church removed my cookies from the bake sale ..
Well, the Church removed my cookies from the bake sale..... again!
I don't know what their problem is -- I just used a dog bone cookie cutter...cut them in half and decorated them!!
I thought they looked rat... Read more
Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny
decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because
she is concerned that her new but aged husba... Read more
A church Pastor woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him t... Read more
Priest and the Rabbi!!!!
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responde... Read more
A day at the beach!!!!
George was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica.
For the sake of civility, and to keep "IT" from getting
sun burned, he had a ha... Read more
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of havi... Read more
The Wife from Hell!!!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar... Read more
"What Is Couple Sex?"
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to kn... Read more
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It's so hot in Iowa . . .
This was sent to me by a friend from Iowa and I thought many of us could relate!!!!
This is from the Des Moines Register by Doug Mackinnon:
It’s so hot …
…the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of... Read more